Hate wank

To masturbate furiously in a mental state of self-loathing.

"My life is so pointless, I have nothing else to do so I'm gonna retreat to my pissy little bedroom and have a HATE WANK."

by spyanuk October 2, 2005

Wank Blank

A blanket used (instead of socks, rags, etc) used solely for jacking ur beans into

Yeah man she gave me blue balls so i used my wank blank to take care of it

by M.Yaro July 6, 2019

Wake and wank

The act of waking up and masturbating.

Person: I had a wake and wank session this morning after dreaming about Stacy's mom.

by WaywardPrincess April 27, 2017

Honour Wank

When you masturbate especially in honour of someone you love, admire or miss. You do this without the need of porn and it is considered more special than any other types of masturbation.

e.g. Me: Mate, I just had an honour wank over Jennifer. God I think she's the one.
Friend: You fucking weirdo

by AsianEquations April 21, 2014

aussie wank

First developed by Dale Hunt, an Aussie Wank is when a man masterbates to Kangaroo Porn. While drinking as many Fosters as possible before ejaculation.

Fuck me that was a long aussie wank, got through 24 fosters.

by Aussie Dale May 3, 2015

Horlicks Wank

The wank you have before you go to bed, so you fall straight to sleep.. similar to a mug of horlicks.

Horlicks Wank

by upton32 February 24, 2011

Wank-mates

Male, female or mixed sex couples/groups who meet to masturbate socially.

A non-marital partner who lets you watch them 'play'.

Jeff and Steve were regular wank-mates in 6-8th grade.

Debbie and Sally enjoyed frigging together before going clubbing.

Fiona and I enjoyed a regular wanks in her parents garden-lodge, last summer. She's a good wank-mate always ready to get her knickers down and rub.

by travelling_man January 28, 2013