Walrus

A glorious creature blessed by god herself

Usually named Larry

Larry: Phish Walrus

Everyone: Let's get married

Larry: Ima marry ur mom

by n_u_m_l_o_k April 26, 2022

The Walrus

Paul.

"The Walrus was Paul"

by Supercomputer December 10, 2022

Walrus

A sub-genus of THICC gay man bearing a striking resemblance to Wilford Brimley.

Adam: Is that Wilford Brimley?
Steve: Nah, that’s just a walrus.
Adam: A walrus?
Steve: Yeah, you know - like dolphin, otters, twinks, bears, zaddies….
Adam: There are a disproportionate amount of animals types in that group.

by goldengrey1776 September 26, 2022

walrus cock

a person (usually male) with an annoying and morally questionable charachter that is not necessarily evil or malignant

-My boss is great businessman but he is walrus cock.

by Kosorur June 25, 2024

The walrus

When 2 males and a female are having intercourse, and the two males have placed there penis both sides of your mouth.

‘Mate, me and Jimmy has this girl the other night.. she made the walrus look easy.’

by Thepositionguy69 April 3, 2019

Walrus

being socially, relationally, and personally awkward. also being annoying in anyway shape or form or to look like a reatarded cat. someone that is awkward in every way, shape, and form.
because walruses, walrus', walrusi... are all together weird and awkward. everything from their look to their sound.

Hey did you see that speech, bro that kid is such a total walrus!!

Lmfao, yeahh he was being a freaking walrus for real!

by XTeenahXD December 25, 2010

walrus flossing

When a pair of underwear (primarily female) that are so tight you cant see the back of it.

Tom: I was fucking this fat chick last night and she was walrus flossing.
Yuro: Nice man! Wish my girl would walrus floss.

by rhinefam March 23, 2017