Alan Wager

An especially uncomfortable and embarrassing variety of piles, which results in frequent releases of a copious, sticky pus. The smell carries particularly well.

A: "Jesus Christ, it smells like an elephant's scrotum in here!"

B: "Nah, it's just my Alan Wager trying to make a comeback. I'll go and scrape it off."

by GuntherTheLion2010 February 6, 2010

David Michael Russell Anthony Weiner Wagner

He is a man with very few words and no Xbox because he has bad grades.

David Michael Russell Anthony Weiner Wagner to the office

by The man in the back April 2, 2019

Skate wigger

A (White) person who cant make up their mind to be a poser gangster or be a poser skater so decided to be both.

wigger:Yo home slice lets go ollie some gaps (falls on his ass)

real sk8ers: haha skate wigger

wigger: man stop disrespecting my black culture
(gets shot by some angry gangsters that hate posers)

real sk8ers: (laugh more)

by hedbangur4life July 30, 2006

1. wigger

White kid from suburban area that pretends he's a gangbanger from the inner city.

White kids wearing Fubu

by FallenSun May 13, 2005

wigger

any white dude who adopts the characteristics of the hip hop culture, i.e. throwback jerseys, fitted hats, lined up goatees/beards/crew cut, ebonics, air force ones, huge white t-shirts, limp walk. listens exclusively to hip hop, but used to listen to limp bizkit and other rock music in '99. puts 20" rims on whatever "whip" they drive, whether it be a civic or a van. plays basketball regardless of talent. pretends to be a product of the ghetto, but was actually brought up in affluent white suburbs.

eminem, the professor of AND1, jason "white chocolate" williams, brian austin green and pretty much any white rapper.

by mr. 24 February 23, 2007

wigger

Pretty Much, K-Fed (Kevin Fedirline}

K-fed went out today in his Sean John jeans and G-unit T-shirt, what a wigger

by AMIEEE February 23, 2007

wigger

A white boy from the suburbs who attempts to act black. They should actually be more feared than actual inner city youth, because they will try to prove that they are not from the suburbs, and try (especially in the company of blacks, or especially in the Caucasian posses) to show that they are indeed hard, and will go to extremes to prove this.

John and Patrick were walking to the grocery store in sunny, suburban New Jersey when they saw a group of wiggers. The wiggers saw an African American thug from Newark, and tried to impress him, attacking and flailing on John, even though John was a bodybuilder and repressed them entirely.

by tenda June 4, 2005