Minge-weasel

n. A middle-aged man with floppy hair, cream chinos and a sports jacket.

Your boss is an odious minge-weasel

by captainchuffnuts June 25, 2009

weasel faced

you have had way too much alcohol to walk. drunk wasted trashed hammered shit faced gone

Man, i am totally weasel faced.

by E7Li3 January 15, 2009

Pickle Weasel

A Pickle Weasel is a girl who leaves penis. She is a weasel who will do anything to get to it. Once she has your pickle (Penis), she will continue to come back every night for a few weeks, until she finds a new pickle to weasel.

Dude, this ridiculously hot girl I met is a pickle weasel. I've gotten with her like 7 times since last week.

by Berico Parachute October 13, 2006

Spice weasel

a person that chronically masturbates to scrambled cable TV porn most commonly the spice channel.

Marvin is a total spice weasel . He's constantly whacking his pud to scrambled porn

by Silver tongued liar September 21, 2015

Sewer Weasel

A skinny swamp donkey. See Swamp Donkey....

That bitch ain't that big....she's definitely a sewer weasel.

Hey man, at least that sewer weasel is skinny....bag it and tag it.

by RBHoya December 17, 2006

shit weasel

Comes from Stephen King's book, Dreamcatcher. Humans who eat the alien virus call "byrus" grow an alien weasel in their bowles and when it gets too big it bursts out of their butt.

"Mcarthy's lower midsection was covered in blood as the shit-weasel came out"

by Patti March 02, 2005

Bum Weasel

A term of endearment.

Awwwwh, I love you, my bum weasel!

by Skorge1 June 14, 2013