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Wait, are we talking about cars?

An extremely annoying catchphrase said at random times. Even when a conversation is about cars, the catchphrase is still not funny. Used rarely in the United States of America
Friend 1: So why do you like One Direction so much?
Sivan (Friend 2): I'm not obsessed, I just like some of their music.
Annoying Friend: Wait, are we talking about cars?
Sivan (Friend 2): Goshdammit, NO!
Annoying Friend: (Laughs and runs away)
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the person that said this is not to be investigated and their case should be left unsolved
wait... ITS YOU! PLEASE just... please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-
by anonymous June 19, 2022
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Waiting For The Bus

One of the most popular Cyanide and Happiness cartoon about a man who discovers that he can run very, very fast, and makes the most of it. Well...he does at first.
"Waiting For The Bus" starts with a man who is...well, take a wild guess what he's doing, why don't you.

When the bus comes, it speeds past him. The man runs to get the bus driver to stop. The bus driver points out that he is in the same predicament as the bus in the movie "Speed." It is at this moment that the man realizes he can run very, very fast. The bus driver gives a brief motivational speech telling him to make the most of his odd skill, which he immediately does.

Things go well at first. The man (Now called the 50MPH Man) immediately becomes a star. He wins races left and right, and unexpectedly finds his true love when he crashed into her after a race. But things take a dark turn when he receives an invitation to race in the Indy 500...and he accepts.

A man who can run at 50MPH can't hold a candle to cars that go more than 200MPH, which is something he learns the hard way. The 50MPH man loses a race for the first time as a result, and his life spirals down. He is arrested for attempted robbery, and his wife divorces him.

Several years pass. The 50MPH man sits alone in the training area where he first honed his skills. He then commits suicide by running full-speed into the stadium wall. The very same bus driver who inspired him to begin his career learns about his passing, and stops to admire the place where The 50MPH Man started and ended his life.

Finally, the bus explodes, killing him.

The End!
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 25, 2021
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Wait till u see the test

Some phrase a teacher tell's a student especially in PE who doesn't do any work or studying in that class just because they know the work isn't for a grade. And thinks its just a period to have fun, play sports and talk with your friends etc. But in reality at the end of the quarter or whenever they have a test they will be shocked and wont know jack shit and will fuck up not only on the test but might fail the whole class as a consequence
Coach: Fritz you working
Other student: you know he never does work
Coach says to Fritz: just wait till u see the test

Fritz shouts: oh theres a test!!!
Classmate: yes dumbass
Fritz: its for a grade!!!
Classmate: yes stupid dumbass wake up and smell the coffee
by itsyoboifritz2004 October 2, 2018
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Waiting Room

A place to wait for character.ai to go back up. A place every addicted c.ai user dreads. The cause of a fuck ton of campfires in c.ai’s subreddit.

c.ai users can’t handle waiting for 3 minutes in there because they want to talk to their anime gf or shit. can’t blame them though
I’ve been waiting in the Waiting Room in character.ai for so damn long. I swear the servers run on expired Wublin statues.
by Clam bells May 6, 2023
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Creature... WAIT NVM KAKASHKA 😅

So a Creature (aka me) is... Wait nvm I forgot I can't tell u about this ya'll so uh instead I'll explain what kakahska means. Kakashka is this super awesome gaming word (it's definitely not Russian) which uh basically just means poop... yay? So ya if someone says something rude to you you can randomly start pointing at them and screaming kakashka and they won't even understand what it is so yay I guess. Ya'll I will explain what a Creature is if this post gets 92847846297526592 likes Ik ya'll can do this I mean that's not that many is it so yeah. (lol jk) It's actually an interesting story to it though like there's a whole backstory to it but not sure I should tell it to all the 10000000000000000000000000000000 billion people here even though there's probably less idc so like- so ya thank's for looking at my kakashka definition... oh wait I just realized this was kind of a clickbait since it doesn't actually talk about Creature... ok whatever good enough.
Wait... this can't be empty... well uh ok guys I will write something very breathtaking in here...
Creature... WAIT NVM KAKASHKA 😅
Ok, perfect description it has to have the name in it so here you go guys here's an amazing example:
"Hey, John give me an example of how to use "Creature... WAIT NVM KAKASHKA 😅" in a sentence."
"Ok... *deep breath* Creature... WAIT NVM KAKASHKA 😅!!! That good enough?"
"Okay, perfect now we have an example..."
"WAIT WHAT THIS IS IN THE DICTIONARY????"

Perfect example now actually bye guys.
by Super_Awesome_Gaming_Creature September 25, 2024
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what a virgin teen girl says in a craigslist personals ad when she wants a random male stranger to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
craigslist ad: I'm waiting for the milkman to show me around. Anyone want to help me?

response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming
by Sexydimma February 5, 2017
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