Skip to main content

Golden Waffle

When your boyfriend pours syrup in your vagina and fucks you until he cums inside you, then he eats dat sticky pussy.

(Golden strawberry waffle: bonus if shes on her rag!)
aunt jemima always sweetens my golden waffle!
by rustyboots November 5, 2017
mugGet the Golden Wafflemug.

Waffle Style

A very sparsely used sexual style, which involves filling every single one of your girls "dimples" with your "syrup"
Jim- "My girlfriend wants to take our relationship to the next level. What should I do.

Random Stranger- " You should try waffle style. Just keep yourself hydrated."
by Jesus Con Carne April 26, 2010
mugGet the Waffle Stylemug.

Box waffle

(Adj.) Someone who wacks off with waffle boxes on their hands.
(V.) To make a fort of waffle boxes and wack off in it.
(Adj.) "Adam Sandler is such a box waffle."
(V.) "Do you want to box waffle?"
by stupid slut January 18, 2011
mugGet the Box wafflemug.

minge waffle

1. A fungal infection of the female nether parts, which forms a distinctive, lattice-like mildew growth between the labial folds, and which smells strongly of overripe camembert cheese.

2. A general insult used in the British Isles to deride any disliked person.
I can't believe Mr. Patterson gave me an F in my assignment. What a complete and utter minge waffle!
by Fanny Waggert June 11, 2018
mugGet the minge wafflemug.

Midnight Waffle

When you throw your poop on another person’s back in the middle of the night, and proceed to stomp on the poop with a boot to make a waffle pattern.
Dude, my girlfriend asked me to give her a midnight waffle, and I realized she just wanted a waffle.
by Midnight Waffle May 22, 2022
mugGet the Midnight Wafflemug.

Waffle Rape

The act or force of being pulled out of your own bed in order to make waffles in the morning
Ben - " my mom waffle raped me this morning because she wanted breakfast"
Kaley - " Oh my God! Are you ok?"
by Bfrederick_1046 April 20, 2019
mugGet the Waffle Rapemug.

Share this definition