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Velvet Spoon Routine

Trying not to hit the sides of the mug with the spoon when you're stirring your brew, because the clink will wake anybody you live with up and then they will want one.
Joe: What took you so long with the coffee?
Steve: I had to do the Velvet Spoon Routine. If I hit the side of the mug, the clinking sound would’ve woken my roommate up, and he would’ve wanted one.
by NoTomorrow12 October 13, 2024
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Velvet carwash

When sumone with not one tooth performs oral sex
Man she gave me a velvet carwash all night long.
by Codeinekrazy13 October 8, 2022
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Red Velvet

5 iconic queens who can do many concepts including halloween during Christmas season. They are legendary, sexy dynamites and they can hit that drum. When reveluvs are down, they remind us to POWER UP!! Also, when Yeri says she is British, she is British. Anyways, BOOYAHHH!!!

PS: There is only 1 downside, but it ain't their fault. They're coming to CANADA but why only 2 cities out of 100+??
Example: wow Red Velvet is sooo amazing likeeeeee WOOWWW DAEBAKK
by Spilling tea December 30, 2018
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Velvet

Velvet is a girl who is someone you are blessed to have in your life. She has been through hell but always gets back on her feet and shows the world she is strong enough. A very naturally beautiful girl and someone who never fails to make you smile. Velvet is someone you would love to spend everyday with and someone you can always count on to be there! She always lights up a room with her smile, she makes you laugh when you swear you're about to cry. She trusts until she can't anymore, but only because you gave her a reason. She is loyal and sensitive and stands up for what she believes in but dont mess with her or her friends, she'll make you regret it. She won't let anything stop her from chasing her dreams. She is consistently there for everyone and will never let you down. Once you meet her you have to hold on as tight as you can to her friendship and never let it go.
Velvet is loyal to anyone she cares for and will never betray you unless you give her a reason to. She is strong, caring, and very loving. She will not approach you at first because she is a little uneasy but once you get to know her she opens up a lot. She has her imperfections but they are perfect. She's not snobby or rude. She's just Velvet
velvet is one of a kind
by velvet November 22, 2021
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Velvet Rope Treatment

When a person with no teeth gives another person oral sex.
That girl took out her dentures and gave me the velvet rope treatment.
by Native Son March 26, 2024
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A Red Velvet

When you freeze your shit to use as a dildo, whilst on your period.
“I’m going to go home and try a Red Velvet
by ballicaust February 1, 2025
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velvet and veneer

Velvet and Veneer are the coolest villains out there
by Veneers.boyfriend November 30, 2023
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