Making this due to all the wrong answers posted.
A 'Velvet Hammer' is a MAN who has the ability to beat someone senseless, but acts and dresses like an eloquent gentleman rather than a normal thug.
Somewhat similar to the 'Cultured Thug'
A 'Velvet Hammer' is a MAN who has the ability to beat someone senseless, but acts and dresses like an eloquent gentleman rather than a normal thug.
Somewhat similar to the 'Cultured Thug'
"That gentleman in the Armani suit turned out to be a real Velvet Hammer whenever that big brawl broke out in the club."
by Jackyjim January 8, 2022
Get the Velvet Hammermug. When the girl is menstruating and has a yeast infection, and then sits on your face, moving up and down your nose and lips.
by James Gresham December 19, 2023
Get the red velvet premixmug. 1.) basically, this means that you want to perform oral on a person's vagina
2.) could also mean that you are simply eating a peach
2.) could also mean that you are simply eating a peach
Jake: Maaannn, that girl be lookin' cute!
Daniel: Well, you know what you gotta do.
Jake: You're right... gotta eat that velvet!
Daniel: Well, you know what you gotta do.
Jake: You're right... gotta eat that velvet!
by Gabe-ish August 19, 2022
Get the Gotta eat that velvet!mug. 5 iconic queens who can do many concepts including halloween during Christmas season. They are legendary, sexy dynamites and they can hit that drum. When reveluvs are down, they remind us to POWER UP!! Also, when Yeri says she is British, she is British. Anyways, BOOYAHHH!!!
PS: There is only 1 downside, but it ain't their fault. They're coming to CANADA but why only 2 cities out of 100+??
PS: There is only 1 downside, but it ain't their fault. They're coming to CANADA but why only 2 cities out of 100+??
by Spilling tea December 30, 2018
Get the Red Velvetmug. 
by DeviousTickler June 25, 2025
Get the Red-Velvetmug. When you can't finish during sex and are too nervous to explain why, so you spray lotion on their back to fake that you came.
"Yo I had whiskey dick the other day with Monica and I gave her the velvet surprise and she had no idea."
by Veliana November 22, 2017
Get the The Velvet Surprisemug.