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swift, the discord user

Swift is a person who has a silly name and says silly things,
they're also named Monke man.
by Swifsu February 20, 2023
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EULA (End User License Agreement)

A EULA (End User License Agreement) is a contract a manufacturer makes you sign before they let you buy or lease their product. Products that come with a EULA (pronounced "YOO - lah") are high-tech, big-ticket items: cars, cell phones, appliances, etc. EULAs contain do's & don't's for using a product. Violating the EULA will usually void the warranty.

A EULA is not the same as a TOS (Terms of Service Agreement). A TOS is for a service, not a physical object.

Legally, a EULA gives you permission (gives you a "license") to use the product after you buy it. Presumably, the manufacturer can "revoke" that "permission" at any time, and they will do so by remotely shutting down the product (called "bricking" your product), rendering it inoperable.

The language of a typical EULA includes "hold harmless" clauses to protect the manufacturer from lawsuits. Additionally, you will (usually) be agreeing to let the manufacturer gather personal data about you via the product. This includes your locations, shopping habits, medical information, sexual orientation, etc. A EULA will also usually dictate that you resolve disputes via arbitration (not lawsuits), and stipulate that the arbiter will be hired by the manufacturer (so the arbiter works for the manufacturer, and will do as they say).

EULAs will become more common as modern manufacturers move away from the business model of selling things, and embrace the model of leasing things. That way, "you will own nothing and be happy."
I tries to read the EULA (End User License Agreement) that came with my new cell phone, but it was over 30 pages long, so I just gave up and signed it anyway. I hope that by signing it, I didn't agree to anything too crazy.
by Innocent Byproduct September 10, 2023
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Good user

A username that isn’t eaqriser cause it sounds like EEEEEEEK razor
HEY DUDE HAVE U SEEN EEEEEEKRAZOR HE PRETTY CHILL

Su tart: STILL CHILL eaqriser #eaqriser NOT A GOOD USER XDDD
by Bad user March 26, 2019
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Elite Yelp User

The lowest human beings on this planet. Entitled, whiney little pricks who sit behind a keyboard, and try their absolute best to hurt honest businesses in an effort to get free meals.
"Hi, I'm an elite yelp user." "DOUCHBAG ON TABLE #4"
by 420Hunny November 8, 2019
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Directory user agent

DUA is instead of DIA

DIRECTORY.USER.AGENT.

We teach you how to use psychedelics safely!

instead of arresting the people microdosing and eating a mushroom pizza, we actually arrest the people abusing animals, women and kids, drunk driving, and hurting the planet.

Sorry DIA< DUA is takin’ the LOVE and future for the planet over!
Hello (goodbye?) DIA- This is the DIRECTORY USER AGENT (DUA) coming through!

How is our new product? ContinuAlly keep being a great beautiful citizen of your universe- and it is always provided for free!

Keep giving us feedback about what string of the product works best for your daily family’s needs- tax money is going to help the universe be at peace!

All DIA (gents) happily converted to DUA

The world is at PEACE 🌎
by hurleyrocks March 8, 2021
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Criminal user

A term used by members of the Vyond/GoAnimate community to refer to users they dislike, typically trolls.
Top 10 worst users/criminals/criminal users.
by gabrielrenato March 26, 2024
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dumbass spitfire user

refers to a player in a roblox game called ''The Wild West'' that uses the spitfire gun, at the moment the most expensive gun in the game
bro i just got raped but some dumbass spitfire user
by dope dawg man III November 20, 2023
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