A paranormal romance movie about flashy vampires, emo werewolves, and a
dense as hell protagonist. Previously a romance novel that was written at a fifth-grade level targeted towards
girls who are into that shit. If someone you know falls victim to this series, they will probably be able to recite entire pages and quotes from the
book, and will make you listen to all of it.
Twilight fan: “Twilight is soooo good. My world is Twilight.
Edward is so
hot,”
Normal person: “Wait, but isn’t that kinda
like… romanticizing your food?”
Twilight: “SHUT UP YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT TWILIGHT!”