rail table

A table used to bust rails on, thus the name. They are clear or see-through tables and screens, like glass or a mirror, used to sniff powdered drugs on.

Hey, you see that plastic table-top on the teachers desk? I bet if you took that part off it would make a sick rail table.

by TFS August 11, 2005

Mexican Turn Table

The act in which a male has two females lay on their backs; He then proceeds to put two fingers on each hand into each women's vagina. He then spins the females in a DJ like rhythm thus resembling a turn table.

Hey Essay, I was over at your mom's place last night & her sister stopped by. They asked me if I wanted to do a Mexican Turn Table, so I flipped them bitches upside down and rubbed those pussies real hard.

by paulypizza November 10, 2012

shake the table

The act of causing conversation or starting drama.

Kira told everyone that Derek and Raya have been secretly dating! She loves to shake the table!

by septembereighth September 21, 2018

tabled

Meaning to be extremely drunk, so drunk that you cannot get up from the table

Haha you should have seen him, he was completely tabled

by irishhellgirl June 11, 2006

tabletop grinding

grinding in which the guy is upright and girl is bent over (creating a flat surface like a table on her back)

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by strudel and cherry pie March 11, 2011

table brass

A female that hops from table to table in a club that doesn't ever pay for drinks or entry and tends to go over for a vodka and coke.

Also known as a Vodka Vulture, Table Whore, SideChick

Commonly found in city centres in the small hours of the morning.

Also see dickie brass

Guy: we getting a table tonight at the club?

Guy two: as long as we dont end up with bare table brasses with us!

by Brass Exposure September 26, 2013

Gettysburg Tabletopper

A sex move in which you do a girl on her back on a table. Then, when you are about to jizz, you flip the table and jizz onto the pile of table and injured girl.

Then, you yell "Sic Semper Tyrannis" and run out the door, preferably breaking you ankle as you go..

Girl: Oh my gosh! What happened to your leg?
Guy: Oh, I went on a date last night and gave my girl a Gettysburg Tabletopper.
Girl: You asshole.

by BTLighting February 22, 2011