threesie

a three way cuddle hug

its cold outside. youre not wearing a jacket. you see michelle and randy huddeled close together for warmth. tempted to join? dont be afraid. call "threesie" and you're in :)

by latenightliquorblue February 28, 2008

devil's three-way

a three-way involving two men and one woman, as opposed to a love sandwich (two women and one man) a "lucky pierre" (involving three men)

Last night, that cheerleader chick was involved in a devil's three-way with the captains of the football & basketball teams! What a nasty ho!

by Guy F July 26, 2007

three day rule

A rule used by douchebag guys who think that waiting three days after a date to call means that the girl will want them more, when really it just pisses them off

I thought he was blowing me off, but he totally three day ruled me. Classic.

by lunachick August 18, 2005

three pointer

Noun
1. Name given to a classification of shots made in the game of basketball. A three pointer is accomplished when the player with the ball successfully makes his shot behind the three-point line. Worth three points due to great distance that shot was made from.
2. Last hope for white guys in the NBA.

Failure to make the three pointer commonly results in an airball and much mockery.

Note: Three pointers are often shot from “downtown.”

Larry: Hey bitches, watch as I make this three pointer with my eyes closed.
*swish*
Larry: Kobe!

by The Legendary Ironwood June 12, 2006

The Big Three

Phone. Wallet. Keys. The only three items that matter when waking up after a night of extensive drinking

Hey man did you check your pockets for the big three?

by FlatbushZ June 24, 2013

Threesome

A group of three people having sex together

Chloe and josh snuck into the janitors closet and stripped off, josh was just about to shove his dick into Chloe when the door opened and mr kendle (the 21 yr old math teacher) was there.

Mr kendle: what the fuck is going on in here?!
Josh: we were gonna have sex
Mr kendle: well lemme join you, Chloe’s tits are seducing.

Chloe: ok
Mr kendle shoved his 8” cock up Chloe’s fat ass and Josh’s dick went into Chloe’s pussy

Chloe: OHHHH YEAH
Mr kendle: you like that huh?
Mr kendle took his dick out Chloe’s ass and josh did too. Chloe bent down and started to suck Josh’s dick while fingering mr kendle’s.

Josh: oh yeah
Chloe: mmmmmmm yummyyyy
Mr kendle: lemme switch this up a bit
And mr kendle removed chloe from josh, shoved his dick up Josh’s ass and started to lick Chloe’s pussy
Josh: I didn’t know it felt this-this-mmmm YEAHHH
chloe: oh mr kendle you’re good!
Mr kendle: call me jake
They all ended up having an orgasm and cum was on the floor of the closet when the bell went and they emerged, panting with wet underwear and all throbbing.
The threesome did it all again the next day

by Bisexual idiot May 15, 2022

three pointer

An ejaculation that hits your partner in the face while laying next to you.

After giving me head, my girl was laid up with me when she jerked me off, so I busted a three pointer. "Oh shit! You hit me in the face!", she exclaimed. From downtown -- nothing but net.

by Agile September 8, 2006