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toaster shakins

The remaining crumbs of bread, english muffins, and bagels, that lie in the bottom of the toaster, found by pulling out the little tray or turning the toaster upside down to shake out the crumbs. A white trash topping for soups or salads made popular on the television series Married With Children.
Peg Bundy: "Al, how come you never make me breakfast?"
Al Bundy: "I would, Peg, but all we have is milk and toaster shakins."
by Ryan Miziker March 1, 2007
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like talking to a dead bear

When you talk to someone and they either; don't care, don't listen, don't understand or didn't hear you correctly, or at all.
God! That (insert name of dusty old teacher past retirement) doesn't listen, it's like talking to a dead bear.
by 15989232 September 26, 2006
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When a dark or group of darkies engage in stereotypical behavior
Look at them all going to popeyes Like a moth to a flame
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toaster

In League of Legends: A computer that takes several minutes to load the game and causes everyone to be delayed and forced to wait.
"Man this guy is taking forever to load. We can;t start our game."
"Yeah man, looks like he's got a toaster."
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toaster oven

Taking a dump in someones glovebox inside their car. Closing it so the fecal matter can ripen to a aromatically robust scent.
Joe did a toaster oven in Jeff's car.

Wow it was really hot out this week too.

Jeff opened his glovebox to find a lovely coco-puff in there. Spendid work by Joe.
by jaydog7 October 23, 2012
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Toad Hole

A vagina when used in combination with a Tadpole Cannon.
My Tadpole Cannon accidentaly fired in her Toad Hole, I hope we don't make any frogs.

I destroyed her Toad Hole with my Tadpole Cannon.

Her Toad Hole smelled like swamp when I sniff-tested her, but I still used my Tadpole Cannon anyway.
by Three Chauches October 18, 2006
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after-birth on toast

What did you have for dinner last night?

I had after-birth on toast. It was nasssty.

Oh you had Domino's Pizza
by Korruption September 30, 2006
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