Hot Pork

Hot Pork (Electric Pork) is a slang word used to describe an embarassing sexual episode where a woman is strapped into a chair backwards, a curling iron is slipped into her vagina, then plugged in. The iron is savagely slipped in and out of her vagina while the perp is making sheep noises into the recipient's ear. As she begins to cry, the perp then proceeds to urinate on a bar of soap, jam it into her mouth and whip her in the face with a urine soaked towel.

Man: You've slept with my father for the last time! Now you get the Hot Pork!

Woman: OH NO!!! NO! NO! NO! NO! NOT AGAIN!!!

Man: Shut up bitch! Hot Pork...HA HA HA HA!!! Ha-ha-ha-ha-hot Pork!

Woman: WAH! WAH! WAH! WA-MMMPH! MMMPH!

Urine soaked towel: (((SLAP)))

Woman: MMMPH!

Urine soaked towel: (((SLAP)))

Man: Baaaa! Baaaaa! Baaaa!

by Honkey Monkey February 27, 2009

Pork pocket

A vagina that is plump.

You can stick your pork sword in my pork pocket.

by anonymous December 18, 2021

Pork Missile

A hotdog, typically served with ketchup, mustard, and onions after the 9th hole

“Hey Dave, are you hungry? Do you want to grab a Pork Missile after this hole?”

“Yeah Steve sounds great! I want onions on mine!”

by RealSlimBizzle July 24, 2022

pork knuckles

Used abroad and means the same as camel toe.

Her shorts are so tight she has pork knuckles.

by The Dead President August 9, 2010

Pork Sleeves

What they do with a pig's foreskin after they slaughter it. Fashionable accessories are made by drying out the skin and beading, or bejewelling it. These multi-functional pieces can be boiled and eaten if you are lost in the wilderness.

Hey Thurman, these pork sleeves would sure taste good on a salad sword!!!

by saladsorceress March 12, 2011

pork gelly

losing your soul to gelly fat glob boy

Make sure to stay safe from pork gelly, he will eat you with icing.

by the compound bow June 7, 2023

Straight Pork

To be absolutely serious about what is being said. Not joking are playing games about the information being shared. What's being said is the absolute truth.

I'd marry my girlfriend if she became pregnant Straight Pork .

by Two Trays OH33 March 1, 2020