Chicken Fingers

an amazing food consisting of fried parts of the chicken that ironically arn't fingers

damn those are good chicken fingers and fries

by Stanley West July 23, 2008

finger diddle

masturbating with one finger in a "come hither" motion.

she went to the bathroom to finger diddle herself.

by stuffy14 May 3, 2006

potato finger

A shanky penis or a penis that has been infected with a venereal disease and looks like a lumpy, infested, blistered, pimpled mess.

Jolly Johannason got the old potato finger when he grabbed his paycheck, spending it on a Vegas Venus, one week later a pain was growing in his groin and pimply crap started oozing from dozens of sores around his pecker.

by Venk January 13, 2006

Finger Shorts

Finger Shorts: pair of shorts that are short in length but loose enough for a finger to get wet.

That girl is definitely wearing some Finger Shorts.

by Radacabulary August 21, 2017

Finger Turtle

When wiping your ass your finger accidently breaks through the single ply Chinese toilet paper and makes contact with your own shit and possibly asshole

"Oh my god, I just shook hands with that representative from the Chinese Education Department after I accidently did a Finger Turtle in the bathroom."

by greekhornet May 4, 2009

Carbon Fingers

A person with hands that can stand high levels of heat.

Dang! My Mom has some awesome carbon fingers!

by the master of everything December 27, 2007

smutter fingers

The disgusting smell and stickiness left behind on ones hand after spending the night with a smutty woman

Tommy shoulda washed his hands after bein with that ho, i can smell his smutter fingers from here.

by cspazz January 28, 2015