eat that cookie

Licking and tasting a woman's sweet vagina

I want you to spread your legs so I can see, smell, and eat that cookie. Damn I love it now spread that cookie while I lick it

by Beef4u December 22, 2016

eat sock

getting kicked in the face; a sock in the mouth

whomp that bitch. make her eat sock.

by snackbar February 15, 2009

Eat a dick

The act of eating dicks. Could be several, could be one, but all I know is you'll have some fun! wkl (Xbox) loves to do so in his spare time. He is relatively homosexual, but gets the job done. Eating dicks is a true skill and should not be looked down upon. You could be eating dicks right now and you just don't know it yet, it is commonly used as a term to call someone you don't like *wkl*. Whilst requiring a fair amount of skill, the act of "eating dicks" is only performed by the master tier 100 cunts.

Wow, he really eats all of the dicks... How many? So many.

Eat a dick is just the informal way of telling someone to go away.

by Big facs July 03, 2018

eat or yeet

The act of deciding whether to eat an item of food or throw it across the cafeteria

PERSON 1: HEY I GOT SOME GRAPES
PERSON 2: YOU GONNA EAT OR YEET EM
PERSON 1: YES

by FluoroantimonicAcid February 20, 2018

EAT A DICK

eat a dick. usually an insult thrown at someone of lesser intelligence. when said, you are inviting the victim of the insult to partake in the digestion of your genitalia, specifically, the penis.

mary: JOHN, there's something I need to tell you.

john: what is it?

mary: im pregnant.

john: EAT A DICK BITCH!!!!

by SHERLOCK HOLMES 2 August 15, 2010

Eat off

To have a competition with your friend(s) to see who can eat the most / quickest. Participants need not be obese to participate. Under no circumstance can the eat off be planned. The eat off can be to consume ANY food.

Dude 1 - Duuuuude, this lasagne is awesome.
Dude 2 - Duuuuuude, it really is. I'm going to have another piece.
Dude 1 - Oh yeah so am I.
Dude 2 - Are you challenging me to an eat off ?
Dude 1 - Hell yes. Eat off !

random spectator- Eat off, Eat off...EAT OFF !!!

Eat off commences...followed by eat off champion mocking the eat off loser until the next eat off.

by Abu B Sal October 03, 2009

Eating flowers

A more intense word similar to having butterflies in the stomache. An overwhelming feeling flowing throughout your body that makes you devote all your trust, honesty, and loyalty to the person that caused this feeling.

Silly Duck: ...baby, I don't need anybody else because nobody else is important. You're my Prince Charming and I'm your Cinderella!

Silly Goose: Baby stoppit! You're making me feel like I'm eating flowers! ='

by Her Blanket July 18, 2008