Alcohol is my best friend.
by fecker December 23, 2003

The one thing that you'll never have.
by TheRealistOfThisFineWorld June 28, 2016

by the realist who knows shit December 27, 2015

by Cookie Kid Girl February 11, 2020

by Dino1109 March 27, 2015

by Rarepeppe_ May 20, 2021

Friends are people who share their ice cream with you if you don't have enough money,people who walk up to you no matter how many times you tell them to leave you alone and cheer you up,people who if your shy and scared they will help you make friends,people who will wait for you to finish the test,people who you can trust your most awkward secrets with and the girl you like,people who will bail you out of a 10000 Dollar fine people who you can trust the fate of the world with,people who don't knock on your door they walk in and say I'm home.
by A real trustworthy friend March 14, 2013
