Toad River Sambo

When you steal someone’s identity, then fuck your own mother.

I pulled a Toad River Sambo because no one thought I would be capable of being an incredulous, psychotic douche bag.

by tumblebeerumble April 1, 2022

soak the toad

Refers to smoking refer. Derived from a term it rhymes with, 'sneak a toke' which is to smoke weed from a small metal pipe that looks like a cigarette (sneaky). Term created to be used inconspicuously or in public.

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: I had to soak the toad.
Teacher: Um...Go sit down.
Student: (sits down) hehe arrrrrrrrrrright!

by m4st3r g1bs January 24, 2011

Alabama toad bumper

The sexual act of inserting a frog into your cousin right before sex.

Last night i gave shelly one hell of a Alabama toad bumper.

by Quackrock March 2, 2025

Toad

When your team mate gives you a massive tow down the back straight of Formula 1 Crypto.com Miami Grand Prix

"Bro you just gave me a massive Toad down that last straight"*🔥in increasingly raspy voice 🔥*

by anonymous September 23, 2024

Toad Toy Store

Toys for all ages 4-99. Mainly children, but adults could play with them if desired.

Do you want to go to the Toad Toy Store jimmy?

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

toad in a hole

its food

toad in a hole

by M_TW February 26, 2018

Toad hatting

When two women wear hats shaped like penises

Jen and Jamie thought they were being funny by toad hatting at work, now they just look like a couple of dicks.

by Paul Sanchez August 31, 2015