Tin of Weston

A personification of that odd feeling you might get when you touch a piece of metal, and you think you need to wash your hands, but at the same time can't find an excuse to, they just smell a bit like iron now.

"Hey, Vincent, why're you heading to the bathroom stall?"
"Had to touch one of those door handles in the hallway."
"So? We disinfected them an hour ago."
"Yeah, but now I frankly feel like a Tin of Weston."
"Fine, go on then."

by loafsins August 24, 2023

pringle tin

This is the initial act of attempting to fist a girl, you put all your fingertips together similar to a duckbill like you’re attempting to reach to the bottom of a Pringle tin to grab the elusive couple that are left. If successful the upside down tip of the tin is unnecessary you are in wrist deep with not enough strength prowess.

Hey big horse old love last night had such a big hole I Pringle tinned that twat gently working my way in all the way to clenching my fist inside

by PeteCollo July 24, 2025

tinned out

When a local gronk has too many Warwick cappers and starts t-rexing at pre drinks.

Aw man, you should have seen Dylan last night. He was so tinned out !

by Moholohan October 28, 2017

Tin goo

If you can’t spell tongue or struggle pronouncing it say tingoo or spell it that’s what I do when I forget how to spell it and my friends know what I mean

person 1: Bro I burnt my tong
Person 2: what?
Person 1: my tin goo
Person 2: I know what you mean now you mean tongue

by Pumpkinvr_ August 14, 2022

Tinned Pilchard

When a Raccoon (usually of the Portuguese variant) breaks in to your home and defecates on the kitchen floor. Usually, having been attracted by the smell of cheese and ham crackers.

Steve: “Oh for fuck’s sake Tom, have you had a shit on the kitchen floor?”

Tom: “it wasn’t me, it must have been another tinned Pilchard incident”

by Stemol August 31, 2023

emergency tin

When you’ve quit your addiction of nicotine by flushing your juul down the toilet, but still carry an emergency tin of Copenhagen longcut, I’m case of emergency ONLY!

Them “ bro you wanna hit this vape”
You “nah I quit”
Them “HOW?!?!”
You “emergency tin.”

by Chasingkatz May 1, 2018