Shafted

In the 1970s, being busted by TV private detective John Shaft.

The scumbag got shafted.

by Mr. ~ January 31, 2015

Shaft Wizard

Mary is a shaft wizard when it comes to handling them

Well what’s a shaft wizard?

A shaft wizard is a person who is manic when it comes to handling these shafts. They supposedly enjoy a shaft or two every night. Most shaft wizards travel is groups of 3-4 in the large city of Chicago.

Wow Mary that’s the second shaft you’ve indulged in tonight. You truly are a wizard Madame mary!

Your a shaft wizard Mary!

by Imlebrongoat234 January 25, 2025

Shafting

When one absolutely obliterates their pants with shit, usually when dealing with food poisoning

"Britta, where are you? You weren't in second period?"
"I'm shafting my pants so bad right now."

by Heeheeheeeeeeee June 9, 2023

Shaft

another name for a man's penis

My daddy has a really thick shaft

by fggfiwugfegofgw November 15, 2018

the 60th shaft

When a bald headed man named Lance bends you over and goes to town on a Wednesday afternoon.

"I was trying to go to lunch when I was suddenly awarded the 60th shaft"

by trainingmonitorguy November 6, 2023

Shaft

The stem of a penis

Dude why is the shaft on your dick so big

by The sussybaka March 5, 2022

shaft stick

an invisible stick that holds the moon in the sky/ space

i was looking through my telescope and i spotted something that almost looked like a shaft stick!!!!

by spankyfreak February 27, 2022