Here comes Joe fresh off the mountain. Him and his old pickup truck covered with mud. He is the worst stump jumping ridge runner I ever saw.
by old geezer May 6, 2011
Get the stump jumping ridge runnermug. by H*R Fan August 19, 2003
Get the Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Extra Real Dating Sim XRmug. it means...1. dude this is so cool...2. What happends when Prefontaine is running in his tighty whities at 2:30 am with a pack of stray grey-eyed wolves through the forest.
by Summers Eve February 28, 2005
Get the blinded by the light...wrapped up like a douche in the runner in the nightmug. What a tall, gay and old teacher in the walkways of the High School for Math, Science & Engineering walks up to you and says. He only does this to young, impressionable men that he fancies to see in tight shorts. He will usually accompany this with entering your personal space and/or putting his arm across your shoulder. As he is old and 6' 5", this is quite the unsettling experience.
Hey there young man... You look like a runner. Tryouts are coming up this season you know. You've got quite the body for it.
by glasspaper May 22, 2017
Get the You Look Like a Runnermug. by Giggggggg January 11, 2018
Get the Pipe runnermug. A creamy runner is a sexual act of pulling out before ejaculation, finishing under the girl's feet, and having her slip while running to the bathroom to clean her feet up.
Person 1: "Dude, Stacy got a concussion when she hit her head on the sink after I gave her a creamy runner."
Person 2: "Shit man that's insane I hope she's okay."
Person 2: "Shit man that's insane I hope she's okay."
by Creamy Creamer March 11, 2020
Get the Creamy runnermug. Operating under the guise of a running club, but actually a front for some very deviant and fowl sexual activity, specialising in unspeakable acts on children’s pets.
Waterfoot resident-quick, bring the tortoise into the house, here comes Edwina and the Glen Runners.
by Chipleader Hero March 22, 2021
Get the Glen Runnersmug.