lettuce re-coli

Used when yet another batch of lettuce has been recalled due to e-coli.

"Is that OK to eat - there's been another lettuce re-coli."

by JulC May 13, 2010

shred the lettuce

lettuce = hair. shredding the lettuce means pushing or maneuvering hair in a certain direction.

barber: how do you do your hair usually?
guy: usually i just shred the lettuce to the side

by anonymous December 24, 2017

lettuce

is a sex position in which you cover ur girl with lettuce then dump a bucket of pee on her, what

wow i just had a lettuce

by bfxgcfsdf July 11, 2018

Sweaty lettuce

Really wet lettuce

That lettuce is so wet its sweaty lettuce

by Chicken Is Toast June 16, 2020

A Literal Piece of Lettuce

When you make a borderline racist joke that people of said race find funny, but your teacher finds out, you are a literal piece of lettuce.

*teacher uncomfortably close*

"Are you a literal piece of lettuce?"
"What?? Of course not! I didn't make that joke!"

by Ppgripper69420 January 11, 2021

slug and lettuce

When you're driving around town in your BMW looking for a pub. You realize you're going to a slug and lettuce so you have to go back and change to your fiat 500.

Hey man! Should we go to the slug and lettuce? Fuck. I can't man. My fiat 500 is at my mum's house.

by Penguinboy21 June 9, 2021

Lettuce

1.) Beef, but for vegans

2.) when two vegans/vegetarians don't like each other, they have lettuce with each other

John: Bro Frank and I are both going for this one hot chick and trynna get her number, it's not looking good already...

Richard: woah, you two have beef?

John: nah, we're vegan. We have lettuce with each other

by TheCarp16 September 17, 2017