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got league tonight

the EXACT same thing as "goin out with friends" or goin to have a drink at a bar, the only miniscule detail barely worth mentioning that differentiates " got league tonight" from goin out with friends is playin a game of pool
ironically goin out with friends for a drink THEN playin a game of pool doesnt make it ok, thus the value of an alleged league
mando: i hate you ! you go out without me!

brantz: well lets go out tonight!

mando: nah i got league tonight

brantz: oh so you're goin out with out me? can i get mad too?

mando: no i got league tonight its different
by brj365 February 5, 2012
mugGet the got league tonightmug.

Minor/Major league

Used when describing different bases, sexually speaking.

In minor league, order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - feeling up, 3rd base - fingering/handjob, Home run - sex

Major league order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - fingering/handjob, 3rd base - eating out/blow job, Home run - sex
Dude i totally got to second base with becky last night

Bruh no way; minor/major league??

Just minor league, we're taking it slow

I get that fam.
by Clarificationdood February 12, 2017
mugGet the Minor/Major leaguemug.

Major League Simp

The type of man or woman who still thinks about their ex/lover late at night listening to niggas like drake. Then texting them even tho you know they won’t pick up
Beccy: My ex is always texting me these heartfull things
Megan: That’s because he’s in the MLS meaning he is a major league simp
Beccy: Lol, lets sub tweet him till he kills himself
by Richard C. Myars February 1, 2018
mugGet the Major League Simpmug.

Pro league bitch

A pro league player that constantly bitches about things in a game that they dont like. (usually is the reason garbage nerfs and buffs happen)
Josh: "bro they really took zofia withstand away?"
Alex: "yeah cuz of those pro league bitches complaining about it"
by cosmich0220 April 28, 2021
mugGet the Pro league bitchmug.

Rocket League Mexican

Someone who tries too hard in Rocket League. Doesn't have to actually be Mexican. Often times has a rap song as their player anthem.
Dude the other team are playing like a bunch of Rocket League Mexicans they try too hard.
by ImNotDeluxe September 3, 2023
mugGet the Rocket League Mexicanmug.

Minor League Gaming

A form of gaming that includes Minecraft, Destiny, Smash Bros., and other E for everybody games.
by RoboSwagger67 September 10, 2016
mugGet the Minor League Gamingmug.

Inferno Madden League

Madden league ran by JB55 a bozo who boosts his stats and cheats. JB55 has also been known to cheese and get bailed constantly.
Wanna join the Inferno Madden League?
Nah jb55 is a corrupt bum
by DemonTimeGlass October 15, 2021
mugGet the Inferno Madden Leaguemug.

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