carrot guts

A person who is so strictly vegetarian/vegan that they refuse to spend time with friends or family.

Person A: Why isn't Jenny coming out with us?
Person B: Apparently we're too "meaty" for her liking. Must be her carrot guts.

by EveRtBest December 8, 2010

meat gut

Refers to when you are over stuffed with bbq or food and have an extra big stomach

"Dad was so full he had a meat gut!"

by TroubleLo2212 June 17, 2016

Cooter Guts

Laughing extremely hard until you cry about something involving vaginas.

Suzie was saying her clam burger has the biggest flaps! It gave me cooter guts!

I got cooter guts when Nancy said her kitty smells like old truck tires after seeing Bill!

Stop I’ll get cooter guts if you talk about Helen and her air horn queefs!

by kikishorty September 28, 2021

gut goblin

A term to be used for a fat/ugly woman's baby or an ugly baby

Nicole keeps talking about her Little Gut Goblin

by DaFinchyCode August 28, 2017

Bodybuilder's gut

The gut most male bodybuidlers acquire from over consumption of protein drinks, and a lack of situps and crunches. Different from other guts, because it's usually hard as steel, and has cuts in it.

Wow! Did you see that bodybuilder's biceps?
Yeah, did you get a load of his bodybuilder's gut! It had nice cuts in it, but dude, it's still a gut!

by M. J. Allicott May 27, 2007

Crushing Guts

Crushing Guts is a time honored tradition practiced by males, dating back to the Stone Age. It is the act of fucking the shit out of a woman. You start out by easing your rock hard shaft into her battered vagina. Just ease it in, nice and slow. You do not want to rush it. After your cock is covered with her slimy cooze you can slowly start to pound it.. (remember: take it slow) in.... out..... in.... out... in.. (slowly getting faster) out.. in. out.in.out By this time you should be pounding her pussy like an industrial strength jackhammer. No mercy.... You scream - "Oh no, I can't hold it any longer!! Ugghaahhh.. Ooo!!!" After your ball-sac explodes like Hiroshima, her guts will feel like they've just gone through a meat grinder. I guarantee: She love you long time.

Broham, how was last night with that Cougar?

It was awesome brah! I was crushing guts all night long.

by jdpower August 14, 2010

Puss Gut

The area right above a fat womans pussy that buldges out like its a second stomach/gut.

Eww! Look at that womans Puss gut!!

by Statuto November 25, 2009