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Grape Anal

When a man shoves a whole package of grapes into ones anus. As they sit there and wait for them to poop it out the man eats the grapes as they fall out of the butthole.
I gave my girlfriend some grape anal last night.
by Fireclysm November 21, 2016
mugGet the Grape Analmug.

graped out

forgetting to properly grip and sip while drinking grape drink, consequently resulting in a massive stomach ache
Thug 1: Yo you want another can of grape drink?
Thug 2" Nahh man, im feelin a little graped out
by Tha Grimace February 20, 2011
mugGet the graped outmug.

Frozen Grape

The sexual act of freezing ones testicles with a medical cryogenic unit and then shattering them with a reflex hammer
Heard Greg and his missus had a go at a frozen grape the other night, poor bugger’s bollocks are bruised now
by le scrape March 12, 2020
mugGet the Frozen Grapemug.

pink grapes

The act of ejaculating on a bowl of purple grapes after acting like a Roman emperor.
dude1: feed me more grapes slave
dude2: ok sir
dude1: PINK GRAPES
by your mom's left testicle July 7, 2012
mugGet the pink grapesmug.

Gangster Grapes

1. A large pair of breasts on a typical urban female.
2. Very large tits.
3. Ginormous boobs.
Damn!!! John, did you see the gangster grapes on that bitch?? They were HUGE!!!
by The Best Phone October 27, 2011
mugGet the Gangster Grapesmug.

Mud Grapes

Grapes that grow in soil, mainly in central Europe where the soil is fertile enough for grapes to prosper.
I'm going to the supermarket for mud grapes for my juicer.
by Turban_Pictionary May 3, 2017
mugGet the Mud Grapesmug.

microwaving grapes

slang. phrase meaning you are going to beat your meat
Yeah, Hooman said he was microwaving grapes and he hasn't been back in an hour
by question,john November 10, 2020
mugGet the microwaving grapesmug.

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