When a crane on a truck tips over, destroying something. Fail Cranes have the ability to be auto-uploaded to failblog without anyone taking any pictures.
John: DUDE! Check out that fail crane on route 80! Im uploading this pic to failblog.
Peter: Nawz dude its a fail crane. Its auto-uploaded. Shithead.
Peter: Nawz dude its a fail crane. Its auto-uploaded. Shithead.
by paulkk August 21, 2010
Get the Fail Crane mug.I didn't want to carry all that crap to the trash so I walked all the way to the side yard to get the wheel barrow when all I had to do was get the dolly from the garage. Such failed laziness.
by Rabidmogwai March 6, 2009
Get the Failed Laziness mug.When the students of howard county refer to their B or eve low A as a failing grade. When a student of hoco says they received a failing grade, assume they mean a B unless they say specifically that they "legit failed".
"Hey how'd you do on the test?"
"Not great. I failed. Not even a hoco fail, legit fail. I got a 69%."
"Not great. I failed. Not even a hoco fail, legit fail. I got a 69%."
by One with Burliegh May 24, 2016
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by dandafan May 25, 2021
Get the failed painter mug.Falcon fail, first used by a YouTube user, is used when someone attempts to do an amazing acrobatic action (or falcon punch/kick) that's fails spectacularly.
However, when someone is seemingly about to fail but wins, it's falcon win.
However, when someone is seemingly about to fail but wins, it's falcon win.
Did you see that guy trying to do karate? he falcon failed!
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I thought that guy was about to trip but he flipped, what a falcon win!
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I thought that guy was about to trip but he flipped, what a falcon win!
by dgfvdegtrhyjtukuk May 21, 2011
Get the falcon fail mug."Ahh, i was so close to beating this boss when i suffered a battery-fail. and i couldn't find my spare ones quick enough."
by rewand0099 June 11, 2009
Get the Battery-fail mug.An action that is clumsy, unintentional, accidental that ends up in a moment of utter calamity in a sporting event.
The Boise State kicker committed a sports fail for the team resulting in a multimillion dollar loss for the school + infinite shame.
by Zambiki December 1, 2010
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