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granola child

a modern hippie. One who "enjoys" tie-dye, granola and peace...man.
like...whoa...a granola child
by gracie lucy June 29, 2006
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Man Child

A man child is an individual (usually male) who still hold traits of a child (adolescent). These traits include whining, pettiness, insecurity and not being able to take the blame.
Willam "Fubar" Lang is a big fat man child.
by Yeti86 February 10, 2019
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Putrid Child

A nickname/insult for a friend/enemy. Can be used sarcastically or seriously and can be a good or bad thing. They person does not actually need to be putrid or a child for you to say this to them. Actually works best when they're older than you and clean. Can often be compared to calling to someone a scurvy dog
Old Man in store: "You took the last carton of eggs! How dare you! Respect your elders!"
You (Either seriously or non-seriously): "Shut up, putrid child."
by OneScurvyDog January 13, 2020
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The holy child

An innocent person surrounded by sexual people, usually male.
“Hay did you hear that that group that Dylan with is super sexual
“Yah but he’s the holy child bro”
by LDOS1334 April 19, 2018
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Satan child

IcyXD.
“Icyxd is a satan child
by thetacocat78 August 8, 2023
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Curling Child

Curling Child/Curling Kid - A term mainly used in European countries.

A child that's put on a pediestal and constantly serviced/spoiled by parents who also act overprotective toward it, without being provided any expectations or boundaries.

The child is the curling stone and the parents are sweeping in front of them so they effortlessly slide through life. Always having things polished and being sent in a certain direction without having to do anything themselves because the parents baby them and sweep their path free of any hardship, or mildly unpleasant situations.

(A child of something similar to Helicopter Parenting.)
"Wow, he expects me to do the entire assignment but for him to get praise and credit as well? Must be a Curling Child."
"She never lets her child be accountable for achieving something he wants. She's raising him into becoming a Curling Kid"
by ChickenMcKnowledge January 1, 2019
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fraud child

A fraud child is a child whos mother receives child support from a man that did not father the child. This happens when a woman names a man as the childs father when the mother knows or suspects that the man she has named is not the biological father in order to receive financial support.
The judge determined he must continue to pay child support on the fraud child until the fraud child turns 18.
by Kmccuistion December 12, 2016
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