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Square Bitch

Square Bitch: a nerdy or square female. A female who has her priorities together and is NOT likely to be hit on by thug niggas. She does not party or fuck around. Only a real Player will see the potential of this type of female.
Example: You go to a party and see a fine looking "Ripper" and if you smash, you better have been wearing a condom. Now a "Square Bitch" you can meet at Barnes and Nobles. She will most likely have a car and her own place and if you smash, the risk of catching something is lower than that of a ripper.
by Bay Mac January 13, 2017
mugGet the Square Bitchmug.

Square

Crying all the tears, smokin' all the squares, workin' for ya boy, ya came short and full of swears.
by Trixster Million January 6, 2020
mugGet the Squaremug.

Square Go

Arthur: "Tell me, Percy, does your wife enjoy rape?"

Percy: "Square go, sir."
by Wlady June 1, 2011
mugGet the Square Gomug.

VP Squared

VP Squared: Verb, Pronoun, Preposition- Get=(verb) Over=(preposition) It=(Pronoun).

A geeky English Major's way of being sarcastic to another in conversation, through an overly dramatic and drawn out manner, in order to successfully make the recipient of said phrase feel like a complete tool.

Best used within the social context of a well established and long term friendship as a form of backhanded endearment; otherwise you might just get punched out.

Can also be used in the past tense.
Example:

Bob - "Man, My GF is such a drama queen."
Tom - "How long are you going to put up with her shit? VP Squared, already!"
Bob - "Huh? VP what?"
Tom - (Heavy sigh)"Verb, Preposition,
Pronoun, dumb ass."
Bob - "Come again?"
Tom - "Get Over It, Man! DAMN!"


Past Tense Example:

Tom - "Hey, how are things with you and the bitchy GF?"
Bob - "I vp squared that situation (got over it). Broke up with her weeks ago, son."
Tom - " Good for you, man."
by Prospoi November 1, 2008
mugGet the VP Squaredmug.

Quickie Square

The act of going out for a quick cigarette.

Quickie - Doing something in a fast or quick manner.

Square - Slang for cigarette.

Combined creates quickie square.

Not to be confused with the carpentry tool used to make straight 90 degree angle cuts which is also called a quickie square.
I'm going out for a quickie square, wanna come?

He just got back from a Quickie Square break.
by NTHNEZ December 7, 2011
mugGet the Quickie Squaremug.

Love Square

Girl #1 likes Guy #1 but he does not like her back.

Guy #2 likes Girl #2 but does not like him back.

Guy #1 and Girl #2 like each other.
Girl #2: Ugh, I hate being in a Love Square!
Guy #1: I know! I just want to be with you but this dumb Love Square makes everything so complicated!
Girl #2: This Love Square makes our situation so annoying!
by Gay Boi™ January 9, 2022
mugGet the Love Squaremug.

M Squared

"Bro, you hear that M Squared last night? That shit was ill"
by MacFlow January 6, 2013
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