wad

“Wad” is a males version of wap. Wet ass dick.

That man totally has a wad.

by Hana Depp October 13, 2020

doom wad

A Doom mod or game. Stands for Where's All the Data? There are two kinds of .wads: IWADS and PWADS. PWADS are basically mods that change something. IWADS are required to play.

You: Have you heard about the Myhouse doom wad?
Him: What is a wad?

by gayzad July 3, 2023

WAD

Working as designed

"I'm sorry, Ellen, but the technical case you submitted is actually WAD.

by ElleChat July 21, 2022

Spuz wad

An individual worthy of open derision; generally, anyone in front of you in traffic, bathroom or the line for communion

What are you lookin' at spuz wad?

Sorry Faddah - Dere wus dis spuz-wad in front of me ...

Move it ! Spuz Wad

by Spuz Wadd June 8, 2009

Jerk-wad ball toucher

This is actually not dirty. It refers to the interference during the Cubs almost-win in the World Series. It is a Chicago slang term. It refers to the man who "knocked" the ball out of the glove of a player that "cost the Cubs the World Series".

Ya you know, da guy who cost da Cubs da World Series, dat guy's a jerk-wad ball toucher. Dat's what he is.

by Everything's Rosie April 9, 2009

jock in a wad

When someone gets offended easily when you didn’t mean anything by it.

Mitch: dude why would you say that?!?!

Patrick: chill man I didn’t mean anything by it, don’t get your jock in a wad.

by Bruh, chill. July 12, 2018

gay-wad

a gay man who is so gay to the point of the lgbtq saying that theyre too gay.

Me: You met (insert male, mid-class, suburban name here)
Homie: nah, i dont care about that gay-wad!
Me: I knew he was gay, but not that gay.

by CashMoneyK420 April 4, 2022