Friggin’ tour

A great time with the guys, preferably somewhere in Canada.

I got beers for the weekend, friggin’ tour!

by TastyAlmond May 22, 2022

ma-tour

An immature big bear that isn’t mature but thinks they are.

I drank all of your water without your permission; I’m so ma-tour.

by Mrssmallbear July 23, 2018

eastern sushi tour

When someone frome the western hemisphere visits the eastern hemisphere with the intent to have as much sex with eastern people as possible.

Im taking my brother on an eastern sushi tour.

by Ram5738 December 09, 2022

tour crater

Someone who is constantly seeking out new sexual experiences or adventures. It can be used to refer to both men and women, but is typically used in reference to men. A tour crater is always travelling and exploring many different kinds of relationships and activities.

John: "Hey, what do you think about that guy? He's definitely a fucking tour crater."
Sara: "Yeah, I heard he's been all over the place lately. He's always looking for a bitch."

by ItsInu January 13, 2023

vacay tour

Going on several vacations in a small period of time.

Let's go on a vacay tour this summer! I want to go to America with Jaimy, to Brazil with Marijke and to Sweden with Margaux!

by Whatevafeelsright June 06, 2018

sluts on tour

When a group of 'gal-pals' get together,generally to go to a club that is outside of their local vicinity and they all agree to be as slutty as possible.

Friend 1: "The club is 45 minutes away gals!!"
Friend 2 :"Yaasss sluts on tour"

by secretseshmoth December 09, 2016

This is going to ruin the tour

A reference to when Justin Timberlake was arrested for a DUI/DWI and the officer didn’t know who he was.

Yes, Justin, famous people can get arrested and have consequences. Should have gotten an Uber. Eat the rich.

Used when mildly inconvenienced.

Justin: This is going to ruin the tour!
Officer: What tour?
Justin: The world tour!

by ladydarkrose June 25, 2024