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Hit the squid

When someone has to clean up the mess of an animal. This includes vomit, urine, blood, shit, and any other bodily fluid or waste.

Warning: This term does not Include any mess that doesn't involve bodily fluid or waste!
The use of the word "squid" is referring to the disgusting nature of squids. These sick bastards produce a a inky mess, that is impossible to clean up, as a "self defense mechanism," but really, they're just assholes.
Correct usage: "I gotta go hit the squid. The dog crapped on the floor"

Incorrect usage: "Go hit the squid, the cat knocked over the vase"
by Skittlesdoggg December 25, 2018
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squid jacker

a person with patches of hair hiding under a flab of skin that crawls into restaraunts and orders squid. when their food arrives he stuffs the squid in his cornhole and crawls out of the restaraunt.
I just witness a squid jacker in action
by foot violater November 13, 2011
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Mogus squid

by jamieweal November 24, 2021
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chicken squid

When you fuck the shit outta your girl to the point where you De-flower her with your dick
Her: *screams in pleasure and pain*
chicken squid
by Cock knocker9000 March 22, 2021
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squid floping

"Squid Floping" is A form of taunting in the Splatoon games by jumping and turning squid and kid quickly / rapidly
Bro1: *playing Splatoon* yo i'm squid floping
Bro2: yoooo bro You SUCK
by Carss1235 November 18, 2019
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Squid flinger

My girlfriend gave me a mean squid flinger in her parents pool last night.
by NicBri November 27, 2016
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Squid Squad

A band of 3 Inklings and an Urchin from the game Splatoon
Squid Squad is my favourite band.
by Squid Ska April 10, 2021
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