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Shotgun rider

When you let your girlfriend sign her name in your front passenger seat binding her ownership to it so that even if you sell the vehicle the seat will be taken out and used as a redneck lawn ornament.
Jimmy: "Hey Billy Bob, I noticed that new chair ya got in the front yard."
Billy Bob: "Yup, that's my shotgun rider's seat from my old Ford pickup."
Jimmy: "Why'd ya take it out?"
Billy Bob: "She called dibs."
by Phil Mahooterz May 26, 2015
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Shotgun Shit

A form of diarrhea that is not only liquid like normal diarrhea, but come out of the anus at extreme pressure.
If you don't sit down fast enough when you have the shotgun shits, you won't hit the toilet. The wall looks like it was hit by a shotgun full of shit, hence the name Shotgun Shit.
Person 1: "last time i ate taco bell i got the shotgun shits"
Person 2: "damn, same"
by Phazerrr February 26, 2022
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shotgun rodeo

A dangerous sexual act in which a woman proceeds to ride a man like a bucking bronco "shotgun" while he operates a motor vehicle
I need you to come get us from jail, the law frowns up the shotgun rodeo apparently
by Catty Pants June 3, 2014
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Lifetime Shotgun

Ryan Mayle has shotgun in any car for the rest of his life.
You can’t sit in the front seat because Ryan has Lifetime Shotgun.
by NightHawk77 December 5, 2018
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french shotgun

When one person inhales smoke and another person breathes it in through the first person’s nose
Becky french shotgunned that bong rip straight from J’s nose
by rk2020 November 24, 2020
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Cum Shotgun

When you nut in a girls ass and she farts. Making it splater all over the surface behind her
( You must yell " CUMSHOTGUN " if it happens.
Fred: Dude I gave her a anal creampie and she farted
Chris: Call that shit a Cum Shotgun
Fred: Get the fuck out
by Tiny PP man October 12, 2020
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Shotgun Treatment

Used to describe someone who is extremely manipulative, controlling, and self-satisfied, unaware their actions or behavior will eventually result in their own misfortune or downfall.
After years of beating his wife and giving her the shotgun treatment, she finally left him
by Spirit-Chickadee December 5, 2010
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