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Fresh Pillows

When your sheets/pillow cases have been recently washed and are cleaner than ever
After a long cold day, Conner comes home to sleep and cuddle with his Fresh Pillows
by TheManOfTheMonth November 14, 2014
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Pillow taco

Grabbing the edges of your pillow over your ears too muffle the noise of your fuck boy roommates at 4am
"Bros you're being so loud can you quiet down?"

"Nah man, suck a fat one and pillow taco your shit."
by DreamyyZo May 4, 2015
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custard pillow

Matt makes the most delightful custard pillows.
by megnao flimpis July 4, 2003
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Pillow Negotiations

That time between when you've just had a fight with your "lover" and the after sex "pillow talk".
"I hate you!" "You never take me out anymore!"

"You never ask!"

"I didn't know I had to ask!"

---- Pillow negotiations, both parties have realized they had some fault in this matter, so begins the "negotiation" of getting into bed and making up..

Pillow talk follows
by Melofawesome August 27, 2012
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Get the Pillow

Putting an annoying old person ( or ANY annoying person) out of their misery by suffocation.
I told my kids to "Get the Pillow" if I become a crazy old lady.
by Deelang May 3, 2018
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helper pillow

While in the missionary position, placing a pillow underneath the hips of the one on the bottom. This raises the hips upward to create a more enjoyable and deeper penetration.
Honey, wait, this bed is too saggy. Let's get a helper pillow.
by soon 2. b. unemployed December 26, 2012
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Katy Pillow

is a nasty hoe,whose fat and ugly,has no friends, has an ego bigger than her ass and boobs combined, has no friends (x2), lives in "enormous" house, always plays the victim, doesnt care, thinks youre ugly, thinks youre fat,thinks youre acne is bad, has brace aka shark teeth, thinks you have a weird fetish with your friends younger brother #disgusting, is immature, and a better worker than you, is not a voman, thinks you cant drive, but she cant drive, lectures you bc she has no one to lecture her, accuses you of controlling the situation, wont leave your house and tell you to do YOUR chores, but doesnt do her own, a messy slob, attention whore, in love with every guy she looks at and breathes, needs respect, but doesnt give it to other people, thinks youre an idiot, thinks shes a good person and generally nice, cries when she gets mud on her even though she was told there was gonna be mud but she wears white shoes anyway, kicks people in the face, doesnt apologize bc its your fault, you deserved it, ALEX, MIKE, triggered over the littlest thing,loud,chasing people around like shes 5, empty threats, dont giver her "sass", very very childish, doent get over anything, retarted, asks you where you wanna go then agrees then complains that she doesnt wanna be there.
stop being be a Katy pillow.
by voman101 May 30, 2018
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