Match maker

That one kid in your school when you’re talking to someone of the opposite gender, even if it’s platonic between you and your best friend. Trying to get you to date/match even if both people don’t want that. They also usually scream “W Rizz” and are an obnoxious popular jock/class clown kid.

Tl;dr the wingman no one asked for

Boy: “hey, how was the test”
Girl: “did great, thanks for asking”
Annoying person: “Heh W RIZZ”
Boy: “stop being a match maker”

by HistoricalFanatics March 3, 2024

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ice cream maker

An enema to cause soft serve shat when constipated.

I had to use the ole ice cream maker after eating that tomahawk steak last night!

by 42goingon12 October 15, 2023

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Mod Maker Lounge

A place for absolute crackheads that is the basement below general chat

Sanford: Hank, have you seen Mod Maker Lounge?
Hank: I will not go into the basement.

by CrashinBasher July 15, 2022

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mahogany music maker

One’s asshole

Holy shit Derek! At least warn me before you’re going to start playing your mahogany music maker…..that thing stinks!

by HammerLife June 22, 2023

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Popcorn Maker

A sexual act that consists of feeding your partner unpopped popcorn kernels. After 12-24 hours, engage in anal intercourse. When a piece of kernel sticks to your penis, fling it off your erection into partners mouth.

She was hungry and wanted anal so I gave her a popcorn maker. Anal food

by Rick da dick July 21, 2017

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Turd match maker

A match maker who matches people by how similar their poops are

Girl 1: So how did you guys did meet?
Girlfriend: Well we were matched by a turd match maker.
Girl 1: I have to go to the bathroom. *Calls sister to come pick her up*

by ieatboyslol October 10, 2023

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