Elbow Shot

When you see something that really isn't. In other words an optical illusion.

When an old secretary is bending over and her ass looks like that of a 19 year old. That's an Elbow Shot

by DonBlake75 May 10, 2010

Dorset Elbow Suprise

A knee to the groin combined with an elbow to the chest of an enemy. The suprise refers to the victim's shock of recieving a sudden knee to the crotch when expecting a simple elbow attack. Preferably after the victim has received the Yeovil Poke.

"Hey! Do you want a Dorset Elbow Suprise to go with that Yeovil Poke?!"

by Amara Kat November 15, 2007

Flying Elbow Kick

Deontay Wilder's planned finishing move to be used against Tyson Fury.

I might get on the top of the buckle of the rope and come down with a flying elbow kick.

by I will find a pseudonym January 30, 2020

blind skater's elbow

Descriptive of a severely chafed penis following sustained sexual activity, masturbation or having being fellated by Esther Rantzen.

I went up the road to Cabanatuan for a pint of milk and came back with a cock like a blind skater's elbow.

by Lord Grimcock May 25, 2008

Ass n elbows

A funny phrase to describe running really really fast because all you really see is ass and elbows .

Used primarily in situations where time is of the essence or you need to get the hell out of there .

While John was banging Jen he heard her husband come in the front door . John was out the window and ass n elbows naked to his car .

by Saneand71 July 7, 2016

knock with your elbows

Bring something, typically a case of beer, to a party. It could mean food or a drink, meant to be used at the party.

You can bring whomever you want, just knock with your elbows.

by Rob Petrocey October 7, 2007

elbows too pointy

The most important feature on a woman. If a woman has pointy elbows it throws off her entire look. It can make or brake her. It will turn off even the worst internet virgins.

John: Hey brah check out this hot girl right here!
Adam: Man, have you seen her elbows? Would not hit it!
John: Damn you're right brah, elbows too pointy.

by BurgerPimp07 March 29, 2009