Conservative

Derived from the old Cornish word ‘Chunservat’ which means: “to be a cunt for no good reason.”

Look at that Conservative, what a cunt!

by Evilbrunette November 25, 2021

Canna-Conservative

weed cannabis Republican marijuana RINO

A person that smokes cannabis and is also a Republican is a Canna-Conservative.

by 1960Pegleg June 25, 2019

CONservative

Those who are against serving others.
Con - Prefix meaning against.
servative - one who serves others in some capacity.

You'll get no votes to ever make or improve social programs by them because
they are CONservative.

by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? June 27, 2023

The Battery Conservation Paradox

The decision faced when prompted with a low battery on a device such as a phone or ipod you wish to use later. Brought on by the fear that by going through the energy-consuming act of turning off the device you may actually use the last of the battery you are trying to conserve.

As Jenny needed her phone to call a cab later but had minimal battery left, she was faced with the Battery Conservation Paradox. Did she dare attempt to turn off her phone lest it die completely?

by Senormeowington October 14, 2011

conservative

a person who thinks they are cool, yet nobody likes them
the corner of the room where gamers ejaculate

I need to get home and release myself into the conservative

A: hey im a conservative
B: nobody likes you

by goatinaboatwithatote June 24, 2022

Conservative

Someone who wants to keep values from 2000 years ago.

Person:Let’s legalize homosexual marriage.
Conservative:NOO THE BIBLE SAYS NO GAY!!!

by Balls Obama May 3, 2023

Conservative Ryan

A man with little regard for a girl's feelings and is willing to break her heart for the sake of his own agenda. Does not exactly "worship" the Donald but does support what he stands for. WARNING: Do not get attached, otherwise you'll find yourself in a pit of despair. And no, this isn't coming from someone who had to deal with a conservative person, weirdo.

This Conservative Ryan came up to me during a party and seemed interested in me, but backstabbed me as usual. I'm afraid of the people who have to deal with this weirdo in the future. I hope he moves to Canada and regrets it immediately..

by Blah Blah 100 November 7, 2020