Texting Amanda

The only way to die in Call of Duty

i had a 24 kill streak but i was texting amanda so i died

by ThebestQuickscoper November 7, 2010

amanda the adventurer

A video game that is just like Starbucks, pretty good, but will leave you with a fear of black women.

Tyler: Man, I love Starbucks!
Roger: Me too! But maybe we should just get it to go...
Tyler: Huh? Why?
Roger: I just finished Amanda The Adventurer!
Tyler: O...kay????- OHHHHHHHHHHHH
Keisha: Here's your Mocha-Triple-Fudge-Lattes!
Roger: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH *Dies*

Scott The Woz: I guess you could say he DIED!
Everyone in the starbucks including Tyler and Keisha: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHABAHHAHAHAHAH

(Also it has a really hot sheep guy)

by Flameonoodle May 15, 2023

Amanda and Matt

Amanda and Matt are the perfect couple. They understand eachother better than their best friends. Amanda and Matt will never have an end or a last of anything. Life goes on as Matt and Amanda love forever.<3

Amanda: Look at that sexy Matt!!
Matt: We're Amanda and Matt together forever!

by Kami46701947012 January 21, 2012

Amanda Autopsy

Myspace celebrity. Unlike other Myspace celebrities, she actually has a life. Known for her unphotoshopped pictures, sick make up, brutally honest blogs, random bulletins and shaving off her eyebrows. Likes things such as the Beatles, MAC Cosmetics, cute girls, taking showers, vegetarianism, cute guys, her sister, and Jesus. She is better than you, and that's a fact.

"Yo that Amanda Autopsy is a cool chick. I hope she replies to my comment."

by g f b April 15, 2008

Amanda Smith

An extremely beautiful girl who is very lovable. Has gorgeous long blonde hair, and very pretty brown eyes. Often given the nickname "Panda"

Amanda Smith
James: "My girlfriend's name is Amanda Smith"
Friend: "Wow she must be the best girlfriend ever!"
James: "Ya she is"

by pandasarehot September 24, 2011

Amanda Smith

A very pretty girl who always has many insecurities. She has strawberry blonde hair and gorgeous green eyes. She will always be there for you.

"Have you seen Amanda Smith?"

by amandaishot December 31, 2016

Amanda Callus

Amanda likes to come across as clever, switched on and brave, She can make friends really easy but loose them just as quickly. Amanda loves to be the centre of attention and is loud and often offensive. She loves to belittle people and airraid people's weaknesses to protect her own insecurities, deflecting her lonely , regretfull choices and non eventful existence. Amanda Callus has no pride or self respect and anything is within reason when it comes to getting high for free. Amanda has spent her whole life blaming others and is diseatfull , will jump ship on anybody for her fix. Amanda is a poor choice as a girlfriend as she is not faithful and will sleep with anybody for she is weak and an opportunistic fene choosing a taste over loyality always

You did an Amanda Callus and stole money out of my wallet

by Somebodythatnevergaveuponyou27 February 22, 2022