Allenitis

Contagious disease that causes you to clap when you laugh

(Common) in Fort Lauderdale

A young boy caught allenitis and went home clapping to his parents ! His parents were worried 😔

by Crews corner April 25, 2019

Max Allen

Max Allen is an absolute bloody legend and he’s very smart but he doesn’t help Christy in Science so she had to use whatever of her brain she has left from baingin it on the table. Max is mean and fatshames josh but who cares it’s funny. Also he is mr goffards bum wipe and Christy likes orange more than him. Christy is wayyyyy more amazing than max. End of

look at the chicken nugget it must be a max allen

by Lottie J May 29, 2019

Max Allen

Max is an actual weirdo, who does he think he is with his grade 9 exams. Ughhhh. Mr I’m too smart to help christy in science haha go suck my big toe. Max is a legend tho and he has a massive crush on my pet pigeon called josh Southgate. Mr Goffard said my pigeon is a rapist 😬, Josh thinks he’s cooler than max but everyone knows it’s not true.

This dude is such a mood! Oh yeh it’s max Allen

by Lottie J June 18, 2019

makenzie lea allen

A beautiful girl everyone loves to talk to. Only problem is Makenzie is extremely shy around people she doesn't know. She has an amazing voice when talking or singing its soo soothing and pleasant. She has beautiful ginger hair and amazing blue eyes that change colour in different situations (for example they turn green when she's upside down and turn grey when she's cold) she is also able to change the size of her pupils at will. She has the best figure is hella skinny and has a perfect nose. All I have to say is it's amazing to have Makenzie Lea Allen in your life but difficult to keep her as she has a short temper but a huge heart and loves with all of it. So if u ever meet her ensure to approach carefully respect her space but never be afraid to talk to her she is an amazing support but be careful she has very bony shoulders that aren't the best for crying on but never fear she'll find a way to comfort you

Boy: guys I just met Makenzie Lea Allen
Friend 1: no way how was she??
Boy: a bit shy at first but were going out on Saturday and she is so fucking beautiful I cant wait
Friend 2: I hope you guys end up together she's the perfect match for anyone

by Its._.me._.bitch April 4, 2019

Lewis Allen

The kinda bloke who tells you he's going to come out on the sesh with the lads, but he only drinks two bottles of J2O and hes ready for bed. However, if he does get drunk he has a battle within himself not to rape anybody, sometimes asking for help. All this bloke wants to do is get his daily's on some video game that he spends 23 hours a day on. Wht he does with the other hour nobody knows.

Guy: *drinking J2O in a pub*

Other guy: "fucksake m8 this isnt a tea party, stop being such a Lewis Allen and get on the sesh"

by BuffBoyBuff April 16, 2019

Jacob Allen

Jacob Allens are so short dude like you can't even hear them talk, they can't even talk right. they laugh like a a fucking rabbit and are SOOOO shit at Minecraft even though they are thicc. they are heaps gay too.

person 1: what's that fucking ant waving at me?
person 2: oh its just a Jacob Allen.

by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 16, 2019

cort allen

Cort "Fucking" Allen

Strengths: can smoke a whole pack of USA golds in 30 seconds

The monster of the 607, drinker of half empty flat beer at 3:00 in the afternoon, king of whole facts

Weaknesses:
Cant drive
also doesn't have a bike and refuses to get a bus pass so

Cort Allen- a wild animal who waits in the shadows for cigs and beer

by corty boy September 2, 2019