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Danger Maz

danger maz is when you want to masturbate but you know someone will be home soon and could possibly catch you in the middle, but you do it anyway.

It can also mean Masturbating somewhere you shouldent be, like in a public toilet or in a church.
1st person: Dude, i had a wicked DANGER MAZ this morning.
2nd person: Why was it danger and not regular?
1st person: it was next to the Babys crib while he was sleeping!
2nd person: yo wtf?
by [SCUM]Taz July 4, 2020
mugGet the Danger Mazmug.

try to be dangerous

Often used in short term, dangerous, is a way of insulting someone that what he/she has shown off is in fact his/her own ignorance and/or stupidity.
Person A: Light speed is already archived by humanity's technology five years ago. There're reports that show...

Person B: Sir, please don't try to be dangerous.
by iCarrot September 26, 2010
mugGet the try to be dangerousmug.

Jack danger

He Has the tiniest dick u will ever see, like blueberry size, or like maybe even a strawberry.
He likes men and his favorite thing to do is skip school and play fortnite
by Amazing johnny of the world November 3, 2019
mugGet the Jack dangermug.

Downright Dangerous

The division 5 ice hockey team can’t skate, can’t stop and can’t pass.

They are just DOWNRIGHT DANGEROUS.
by Dandrew January 12, 2022
mugGet the Downright Dangerousmug.

danger baby

a toddler prone to making the riskiest decisions of the options, usually involving climbing to great heights or circumventing safety measures.
My danger baby scaled the baby gate and climbed on top of the table for a dance party of one.
by Davenia August 29, 2020
mugGet the danger babymug.

Danger sneeze

To achieve a danger sneeze you and a friend need to drink 4-5 pints of beer without going to the toilet, when you start to feel the need to wee you drink another pint, at this point you and your friends sniff pepper and then when the sneeze comes try to hold on the wee
Oh no craig, you tried the danger sneeze and failed, you’re soaking
by Thewicked1 October 14, 2023
mugGet the Danger sneezemug.

Ranger Danger

a bear or other dangerous wildlife disguised in human clothing.
"Man, that bear with the hat was totally ranger danger."
by Gavin Card February 28, 2008
mugGet the Ranger Dangermug.

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