Awk-o-taco

It’s an awkward way to say awkward

Damn, that preformance was awk-o-taco

by The fake Donald trump August 16, 2018

Taco Bell Run

To Cease Anything &/Or Everything That You May Be Doing At Any Given Time Of Day(or night) & Go Directly To Taco Bell For The Best Food On Planet Earth, Particularly The Cheesy Double Beef Burrito.

Guy 1: "You Know What I'm Thinkin?"
Guy 2: "& That Would Be?"
Guy 1: "A Taco Bell Run."
Guy 2: "Dude, It's 2:30 In The Morning!"
Guy 1: "...I Fail To See Your Point."
Guy 2: "You're Right, I'm Drivin."

by ECTenorDrummer August 6, 2009

taco party

1. A party involving many women and few or no men. Opposite of a sausage party.

Ashley R. has taco parties all the time.

by Raymo August 29, 2004

Taco Bell Challenge

A feat whereby a person is challenged to eat $20.00 worth of Taco Bell food within one hour. Only one drink purchase allowed.

If the contestant can eat all of the food in the allotted time, the issuer of the challenge must pay the tab. If the contestant cannot eat all of the food ordered, he/she must pay for whatever has been ordered.

I really thought I could eat 23 orders of cinnamon twists. Because I could not, I lost the Taco Bell Challenge

-or-

I've won the Taco Bell Challenge: I just consumed 4 Big Bell Box Meals, pay up son.

by Taco Bell connoisseur July 1, 2008

taco nazi

See also: vagina coastguard

When alone with a girl and her mother constantly checks up on the two of you, the mother is referred to as a "taco nazi," due to her unceasing oversight of your intended mate's snatch.

Dude, I was trying to get Jess to do me on her couch last night, but her mom was being a total taco nazi. That shit was under lock and key like Fort Knox.

by pezheadxj3 September 1, 2005

Taco ass

The feeling of utter discomfort one gets from a combination of eating spicy or hot food, making a torturous bowel movement, inadequatly cleansing their butt hole and or crack, and being so hot, that one sweats in the crack of their ass, causing a witches brew of catastrophic proportions in the rectal area. Taco ass can be further irritated by chafing from activity(i.e. walking,running, etc.), or chafing from being extremely fat.

Damn it, I guess I didnt wipe good enough, I have some bad taco ass!

by Samphx December 7, 2006

Taco Hoarder

The fat friend that always tags along with your group of "real" friends. The taco hoarder's goal is to see how much free food he can get off the other people in the group.

Tom: So... you going to finish that burrito,George?
George: I haven't even taken a bite of it yet you stupid Taco Hoarder.
Tom: How about the-
George: No, you can't have the churros either.

by Jack Eds August 20, 2006