A paranormal romance movie about flashy vampires, emo werewolves, and a dense as
hell protagonist. Previously a romance novel that was written at a fifth-grade level targeted towards
girls who are into that
shit. If someone you know falls victim to this series, they will probably be able to recite entire pages and quotes from the book, and will make you listen to all of it.
Twilight fan: “Twilight is soooo good. My world is Twilight.
Edward is so hot,”
Normal person: “Wait, but isn’t that kinda
like… romanticizing your
food?”
Twilight: “SHUT UP YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT TWILIGHT!”