Tolley

a very perfect person you will never meet someone as good as a Tolley

Yo Tolley go send it on your skateboard

by robloxoofer69 August 24, 2019

tosh told me to go back to bed

upon finishing your morning shower, exiting clean and ready to start the day you end up having to take a shit, ruining you fresh start and feeling the need to just head back to bed and screw the day

Taken from the one and only Daniel Tosh's standup

"My morning was already off to slow start then I get out of the shower and Tosh told me to go back to bed.

by jrr16 September 10, 2012

goat the tolet

This is how some people (esp. elderly women) pronounce the phrase, "go to the toliet".

{Norm}: Cummon Helen, let's go!
{Helen}: Hang on a moment Norm, I need to goat the tolet before we leave.

by Telephony July 19, 2016

a little bird told me

"I have it on good authority"

A little bird told me you've got a bit on the side in Spain.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

Toledo

A city dying faster then a bullet can move. Toledo has been run to the ground by its 2 wonderful mayors (Finkfaggot and Jack Ford). This city has been rated one of the worst cities to live in America on many different lists. Its a giant fucking shithole.

I live here. Run

Get the fuck out of Toledo

by TacoMann July 5, 2009

Tolworth Girls school.

Its a school in which girls go to run riot. It was orginally intented for girls to study but as time as gone on , it has become increasingly more wild and the teachers can no longer cope with its student. It is known in the local area as "school of the girls from hell" It also has a nick name of calling its girl "Tolworth Tarts" as atleast two girls are pregnant every year. Guys love banging the girls from this school.

EX.1

What school do you go to?

Tolworth girls school..

Oh your a tolworth tart.

EG.2

Heyy i go tolworth.

OMG BANG ME NOW!?

by TGSSJM August 30, 2010

sitting on tha toliet

a youtube video where an obnoxious fat lady sing sitting on tha toliet

sitting on tha toliet

by megs10101 December 11, 2009