Time travel

A thing that contrary to popular belief, cannot cause paradoxes. The only way you would be able to kill your grandfather would be to kill him after your father was born, in which case you never met him in the first place and that will be how it's always been. In any other case, you are physically unable to, for you will inevitably be stopped or change your mind. When you go back in time, you are only able to do what has already happened.
guy: Ima prevent (Insert unexpected disaster here) from happening
*Boom boom kapow time travel*
guy: the end is nigh!!!
people: haha crazy person

Back to the future and the umbrella academy are still great btw
by udontknowmeidontknowu April 27, 2021
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astral travelling

An action, during which one is physically present but, wondering in their mind mentally, not paying attention to reality.
Hey Jenny!...Jenny, hey! HEY! Teacher, Jenny is astral travelling again and not paying attention to class!!
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Bisto Traveller

A really basic and bland British person who shows no element of open mindedness whatsoever and is not adventurous when it comes to trying different cuisines. Even in places with lots of history and culture, you'd find them delving into a Sunday roast or pie, mash and liquor at the nearest British cafe surrounded by loyalists with British bulldog tattoos.

A synonymous term would be 'plain buds'.
Nah let's not go for tapas tonight son, your dad won't be having any of that spanish food he's too much of a bisto traveller. We'll go to The Churchill for dinner yeh?
by Smooth_Biffkin April 26, 2020
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Travelers Fee

when you take a toke more then you were supposed to because the next person in the rotation wasn't paying attention.
"hey that was my hit!"

"Travelers fee man, you gotta pay more attention when I'm trying to pass you the spliff"
by Eyes Like Cherry's January 22, 2009
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travelle

Usually a name for a black male. Commonly known as the #1 person to kill 15 people in 1 week, without getting caught.

Apart of a very stereotypical accusation toward black people, with having a very large penis.
"Hey travelle"
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Time Travel

ok so basically you go to a different date than the current but then the new time is the current and so you just changed the present but not your present and theres just like ten million billion trillion paradoxes that destroy the fabric of time that kill everything so just dont please
I dont like Time Travel it is bad do not do time travel.
by The God-Tier Roaster October 17, 2020
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