Thomas f standard

A fortnite addicted who says he’s not on it then I check my bros account and he’s on fortnite with 1 kill and 91 left he’s nice sometimes and he likes to be cool so yea.
Thomas f standard is fortnite.
by Dhlann(7 January 14, 2019
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At least I have standards

Telling someone that they have the average needs of an average person and that they are not low lifes
Random friend: Why do you have to live in an apartment, are you that poor?
Probably You: I’m not that be rich, but at least i have standards aight?
by on July 04, 2022
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M.S.T. (MUT Standard Time)

Mut standard time (MST) is used to describe people from a certain friendship group always arriving somewhere 30 mins - 1 hour after the scheduled time.
“We all agreed to be here at 4:30, where is max?”
“He’s probably following M.S.T. (Mut Standard Time) so he’ll be here at around 5:30”
by jimmyt01 October 19, 2021
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Standard Grandad

A person who likes their guitars (and everyone else's for that matter) tuned to standard E (Low to high E A D g b e). These people, who despite the name may be of any age, dislike the practice of tuning a guitar or bass to alternate tunings such as dropped D (D A D g b e) and show great disdain for those who do because...

Well, who knows.

These people could be the biggest Thin Lizzy fans in the world but wouldn't tune down just a half-step to E flat to play one of their songs correctly. They will often moan on about how it's not necessary to tune a guitar out of E but, when prompted for a reason why, they will just mutter, trail off and then be quiet again.
Standard Grandad: Oh, I see you're a Led Zeppelin fan, so am I! Favourite band since I saw em in '72, got all the LPs! how's about we jam on Moby Dick?

Drummer: Sure thing. But, uh, you'll have to tune your guitar to drop D, that's how Jimmy Page played it.

Standard Grandad: ...Forget it, I can't stand Led Zeppelin, bloody fiddling about with tunings *throws guitar in trash*
by LiftFart November 15, 2011
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standard maths

for bots that are bad at maths and do kindergarten equations 1 + 1 = 2. when you go into the vegetable aisle, you usually can find standard maths students
"why is your dick 14 kilometres? do you do standard maths?"

"yeah i do"
by ilikecool6930 June 16, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that axolotls are also eagles.
Person 1: Are you a homo-sapien who is addicted to knowing that axolotls are eagles.
Person 2: Yessa
Person 1: Maternal Fetal Medicine (Standard Fetal Medicine): The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 09, 2025
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