When you blow your load in your sister's anus, then use a spoon to scoop it out and feed it to your dad.
by TH3_R00STER December 06, 2022
Bust a load into your sister's mouth and then immediately slap her acrossed the face with a spatula, causing your sister to spit your cum all over your grandmother's face.
You and your sister aren't allowed at your grandmother's anymore, she wasn't very pleased with your Alabama Snow Shovel.
by Steampipe May 31, 2024
To dismiss someone in order for them to undertake manual labour. Similiar to : Whatever, Meh, Beat it, Get lost.
by asldkfnlsadfnlaskndflds January 17, 2010
The thing you need to kill The Clown when you see The Clown. It is very rusty, the handle has mud in it, (it got on my sweatshirt : ) and looks like somebody was beating rocks with it. Legends tell it was crafted by the Scared Geologists. (See Scared Geologist Theory)
"Get The Shovel! It's The Clown!!!!!"
by empha September 18, 2023
I have a shovel pp a shovel pp a shovel pp a shovel pp
by Minecraft lets play February 22, 2022
Someone who watched Brendan Fraser's Mummy or Indiana Jones and has romanticized archaeology. A person who wants to sleep with an archaeologist. An archaeologist groupie.
Whether in the field or at a conference, if there is an archaeologist around the shovel bunny won't be far behind.
by nextgenarchaeo October 17, 2023
" foreplay was out of the question ! not with them chip shovels "
by pethead December 21, 2015