Product Gamer

A gamer who mostly looks for quantitative value in a game. These gamers will mostly argue about game length and/or other quantitative values (assets, levels, maps, missions, boses, modes ect.) in relation to price. They often disregard other values in games like experience, atmosphere, story, creativity or even replayability and therefor neglect games as an art form. The term relates to the fact that a Product Gamer thinks that a game can and should be meassured and rated in a formulaic fashion like any other consumer product - For example by summing up the number of possible functions and multiplying it with the game's length.

John hates on New Walkingsimulator 3000 because it's only 4 hours long. Meanwhile he keeps playing Repetitive Grindfest 4 - He's such a Product Gamer.

by iUserProfile August 16, 2017

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by Adujasty343 June 2, 2025

Productive

All the movie and games and AI prove is that THIS could be improving my life and instead it's improving yours and I'm not doing anything else until it does and if it doesn't I'm going to murder a child and kill myself. I will get off my phone or go out into the world so you can abscond with my work. You will not keep a single cent and if you don't accept that then you might as well kill the kid yourself.

Hym "This has been more productive than anything anyone will ever do. I'm not getting off the phone."

by Hym Iam May 3, 2025

The Lost Product

Another term for Marijuana. Use when you wanna talk about it infront of someone who you are not sure aproves of it.

Guy: Hmmm. Look at the time (4:20). Looks like The Lost Product is about to be found.

by Bestical July 21, 2011

Re-productive

Getting stuff done just on a delayed timeline but at a relaxed pace

I slept in today but have to get things done, so it's been a very re-productive day

by Cute Red Panda February 27, 2019

Waste product

Someone who is useless due to the habitual consumption of drugs and/or alcohol.

Bob is such a waste product, he can’t hold down a job because he’s always wasted.

by Brooklyn88 August 18, 2024

Production office

The bricks and mortar command central nerve center while a movie is in production. Production offices are nothing fancy. Think of a political campaign office and you're in the ballpark. Think of gunmetal grey desks folding chairs laptops aplenty and numerous pa's (production assistants) going on perpetual coffee donuts and deli runs the redolent aroma of stale pizza and flop sweat hanging in the air.

Our. Production office was in a sketchy part of town but at least there was a good deli around the corner!

by 4realazitgits April 14, 2021