Noun -
pathology:
a malignant and invasive psychological disease caused by an extended and intensive period of gaming, be that via console, personal computer or any other form of gaming device that can host or join multiplayer game.
Sufferers complain of symptoms, including but not limited to, extreme lethargy, unpredictable bowl movements and generally feel as if they're about to die.
Causes seem to be exasperated by ingestion of high fat, sugar or salted foods, lack of sleep or holding off visiting the toilet.
Cure consists of purging your system, holding off high caffeine drinks and a large dose of sleep over the course of the next few days.
pathology:
a malignant and invasive psychological disease caused by an extended and intensive period of gaming, be that via console, personal computer or any other form of gaming device that can host or join multiplayer game.
Sufferers complain of symptoms, including but not limited to, extreme lethargy, unpredictable bowl movements and generally feel as if they're about to die.
Causes seem to be exasperated by ingestion of high fat, sugar or salted foods, lack of sleep or holding off visiting the toilet.
Cure consists of purging your system, holding off high caffeine drinks and a large dose of sleep over the course of the next few days.
Dan: Holy crap, I think I've got LAN cancer!
Dave: Huh?
Dan: Yeah, LAN cancer! Shouldn't have been up all over the Dobbie Hall that weekend...
Dave: Heh, energy drinks and take aways?
Dan: Aye man...
Dave: Sucks to be you!
Dave: Huh?
Dan: Yeah, LAN cancer! Shouldn't have been up all over the Dobbie Hall that weekend...
Dave: Heh, energy drinks and take aways?
Dan: Aye man...
Dave: Sucks to be you!
by NICKaelHOOP February 25, 2011
Get the LAN Cancermug. by Singletrack November 4, 2013
Get the Cancer Stickmug. A group of people (typically teenagers) who have an obsession with bad jokes, puns, and jokes. They are usually looked at weirdly by their confusing and loud antics. They are also known for their "gang sign" which is basically the OK sign you make the forms an O shape and leaves your three other fingers out.
Those Cancerous Kids are so loud! Someone tell them to shut up! And what's with all the terrible jokes!
by emokid5000 May 19, 2016
Get the cancerous kidsmug. Aquarius and cancer are besties but they fight sometimes. They are both shy the first time they meet but when they get to know each other they both become best friend and really warm up to each other.Both of them have the weird and goofy times together which show they really are besties. They have the best bonding time when they are together.Aquarius is the really clumsy and the ‘doesn’t mind side’ also the side u need for support.And Cancer is the goofy and the ‘its ok’ person and they can always help you out.
by Gamersara71 January 7, 2021
Get the Aquarius and Cancermug. by lxpatterson July 2, 2007
Get the face cancermug. A rare condition (about 2 cases every 2 years) of the lymphatic system caused by some of the additives and chemicals used in the production of cheese-like products (i.e. Velveta, Kraft, American).
Typical symptoms include: wearing tight jeans, sitting too close to a monitor, loss of motor skills (i.e. falling), panic attacks, and inability to wake up before 11am.
As of now, there are no known remedies/cures for this type of cancer.
Typical symptoms include: wearing tight jeans, sitting too close to a monitor, loss of motor skills (i.e. falling), panic attacks, and inability to wake up before 11am.
As of now, there are no known remedies/cures for this type of cancer.
by 2dr June 10, 2009
Get the Cheese Cancermug. by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
Get the cancer shopmug.