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TaBs is an alternative to Chad. TaBs is also a hot sexy steamy large guy
DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUM THAT GUYS SO SEXY U CAN *ALMOST* CALL HIM A TaBs

OOOOOOOO you're doing what is called a TaBs move (this can only be used when gaming0
by TaBs__ November 2, 2020
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Race the tab

A fun driving game. It involves being a short to moderate drive away from home or your destination (30-45 minutes, 45-60 if you want to play at a higher difficulty), taking a tab of LSD and then driving to your destination.

The objectives of the game are
1. To make it home before the acid kicks.
2. To leave as little time between arriving home and feeling the tab as possible. If you start tripping the second you get out of the car you have pitched a perfect game.

This can be done with mushrooms, MDMA, DXM, pills or even DMT (if you live super close).

There are multiple tactics that you can use for racing the tab. You can speed which will likely get you there sooner, but also increases the chances of a traffic stop which is (obviously) bad news. Some people like to drive 5-10mph under the speed limit which will make you less likely to be pulled over, but more likely to start tripping behind the wheel. The best method in my opinion is to find a happy medium here.
1:
Dion: Bro I got us some primo orange gold flake gelatin LSD to take at the theater!
Dan: Holy shit, dope!
Dion: The only problem is that it takes like an hour to hit. So the movie will be halfway over by the time we feel it.
Dan: Dude let’s race the tab and take it right before we leave, that way we it kicks in right when Toy Story 3 is starting!

2:

Gino: Bro, yesterday was sus. I got pulled over on my way back from Electric Forest with two tabs of leftover blotter on me! I had to race the tab and made it home literally 30 seconds before I started to trip!
Dan: Holy shit, a perfect game! Good thing you didn’t get pulled over on your way to Electric Forest huh?
by danasp_42 January 9, 2021
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Tab

You dad wants my tab
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Tab

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tab worker

r/wallstreetbets trader that piggybacks the due diligence of other traders that are equally blind, usually late to the table. Derogatory term for a trader that's continually searching for the next 10 x'er having no knowledge of the company or ticker they are about to dump money into.
You're just a Tab Worker
by Lesssugarless April 23, 2021
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TABS

Thick Ass Black Sistas- The black equivalent to PAWG.

Can also be used as "TAB" as the S is implied.

These sistas are not to be confused with "Slim-Thick" sistas.
I don't discriminate, I love TABS and PAWGS.

Marcus: "Did you see that caramel skinned TABS!"
Kevin: "I couldn't miss those cheeks if I tried"
by Hardcore Roy July 26, 2022
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Trim Tabs Backwards

When a boat can't get out of the hole because someone left the plug in the dock box.
Bobby's boat must have the trim tabs backwards, he can't get it up. Better go check his dock box.
by PappaLaker June 15, 2022
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