Skip to main content

Surfing the Snake

When a man masturbates with his own feet
After breaking both arms in a skiing accident Jim resorted to “Surfing the Snake” to get himself off. (Also very popular practice among amputees…..bit of armless fun)
by Alizrob January 12, 2011
mugGet the Surfing the Snake mug.

Surfing

When someone had socialanxiety
And despite their mother is telling them not to " Leave this table" and they go off surfing to their room anyways.

Or " SHE WAS SURFING MY DICK LIKE A PRO MAVERICK WAVING CHAMPION"

That's the more perverted part.
"Dylan went surfing off home, Tony and Nessa came to the party.."

*0_0*

"Oh.."
by Stronghandles May 28, 2017
mugGet the Surfing mug.

squat surfing

the act of surfing the web whilst sitting on the toilet making poops
Today I updated my status on facebook while squat surfing
by The Situjason December 22, 2009
mugGet the squat surfing mug.

Email surfing

What you do if bored on the internet. Involves watching the side-bar adverts on the email site, and then hitting the REFRESH or INBOX buttons to see a different ad. Akin to TV channel-surfing.
"Dude I was so bored yesterday waiting for that girl to email me back that I did some email surfing to pass the time."

"Did you see that identity theft one?"

"Yeah, like TWENTY times!"
by Experimental Mistress October 13, 2009
mugGet the Email surfing mug.

Pic Surfing

The act of skimming thru someone's Facebook pictures in a fast manor.
Hey man did Sarah post the pictures from her party?

Yeah, I saw them while I was "pic surfing".
by kbrun January 21, 2010
mugGet the Pic Surfing mug.

Nascar Surfing

A person that claims to surf but can only ride one direction left OR right.
Joey is always out in the line up nascar surfing, he sits on the left side and rides right cause that's the only way that kook can turn
by follow the leader January 22, 2011
mugGet the Nascar Surfing mug.

Metro Surfing

A term used to describe the sport of standing, with feet planted, on the D.C. Metro while it is moving, trying to avoid falling.
Rules:
1) No touching the chairs, bars, or anything else
2) No using other people as support
3) You feet must remain planted
4) One round last from stop to stop

Any breaking of the rules results in an out. If you are out, you can't participate in the game again until the next stop
There are really random turns on the Metro! My friend and I almost fell down, while Metro Surfing but somehow, survived! After ten stops, I hadn't fallen over yet, and won!
by Kitkatrh December 18, 2012
mugGet the Metro Surfing mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email