strap on a bender

To get cataclysmically fucked up.

Captain America is straight edge, but man did he strap on a bender last Tuesday; Ridgewood police gave that mofo a free ride to Valley Hospital.

by stateworkers July 25, 2015

Strapped

The new 2024 term for “Packin”
To have a large penis
I’m starting this new trend
Forget packin, homie strapped.

Max was packin 10” on a bad day. This dude is strapped!!

by MaxStiffman69 June 9, 2024

strap on the belt

Bar game for when a guy has successfully hooked up with the fattest girl in the club . Once a hook-up has been assured(girl agrees to leave for sexual reasons), the suitor will gesture to his buddies that he is wrapping an invisible
belt around his waist like a WWE wrestler. The victor drinks for free the following weekend.

After the behemoth at the bar broke her third barstool, Ted helped her up and they immediateley headed for the door. Ted flashed the strap on the belt sign on his way out, a clear winner of Saturday's main event.

by the mad deucer March 18, 2011

Cheek Strap Beard

Much like the chin strap beard, the cheek strap is trimmed up to the jaw line. The cheek strap however, covers the cheeks as a normal beard would.

Usually sported by a lad who's confused about how to accomplish a lumberjack style beard.

If Spence would trim that cheek strap beard at the neck line, he wouldn't look like such a muppet.

by Spike the nail driver October 11, 2017

purse straps

streams of thick and milky ejaculate shot across a partner's torso in a manner that they resemble the fashion accessories; usually , but not always, occurring after taking ejaculate enhancing supplements (i.e. Semenax, Max Load, etc.)

I was so backed up that I shot a couple of purse straps across that girl the other night, bro!

by stoopidfiredude May 21, 2023

strap-on warrior

A lesbian who gives that good strap.
Usually are studs or masculine.

I heard Jojo Siwa is a strap-on warrior. Her girl was limping out the front door last night.

by straponwarrior777 April 1, 2024

Strapped It

When you full send a stunt and end up with a broken Tibia and crutches. Probably involves a custom scooter that excels fast speeds close to 25mph.

Why? Cause Fuck it, That's why.
#Midpond2024

"He just yeeted that 4-wheeler off the ramp. That boi is Strapped it!" 😂

by Strappedit March 30, 2024